LOL OFFICIAL AND LISCENSED

"HEY GUYZ ASK TEH HASBRO DESIGNERZ TO TALK LEGAL CONTRACTS WITH FANZ! THAT MAEKS SENSE! THEY GOTTA PROTECT THEIR BRAND MONICOR!"

LOL HISSTANK!

LOL.

LOL TOO GHETTO

LOL MORE OF THIS?

SEE HOW HE CHANGED IMMORTAL TO PATHETIC? LOL VERY CLEVER.

LOL "NOW MY CHEAP ASS HAS AN EXCUSE TO NOT PAY FOR WATCHING IT."

LOL. WHAT?

"COUNTRY ROCK IS THE ONLY MUSIC IN MY JOEVERSE U GUYZ!" LOL.

OH MORE CLEVER WORDPLAY. LOL.

"ACT WHITER WHEN YOU DANCE FOR ME ROADBLOCK!" LOL.

LOL "IT'S TIME TO REALLY CRANK UP THE STUPIDITY HERE U GUYZ!"

LOL HISSTANK!

LOL.

LOL UTTERLY SAD

LOL YOU'D ALMOST THINK PARAMOUNT AND HASBRO WANT TO SELL MOVIE TICKETS AND TOYS TO MORE THAN LONELY HOPELESS NERDS.

"OMG U GUYS ITS SICKENING THAT TEH GIJOES WON'T ALL BE AWKWARD WHITE BOYS WHO ONLY LISTEN TO WEEZER AND JIM REEVES!"

LOL HISSTANK!

LOL.

LOL A FORM BULLYING

"U DON'T HAVE A RIGHT TO NAME A SELLING PRICE FOR YOUR OWN STUFF! THATZ TAUNTING N BULLYING!"

"MORE THAN 60% PROFIT IZ TAUNTING BULLYING U GUYZ! UNLESS ITZ MAH POWER RANGER AND THEN IZ OKAY TO SELL FOR 700% PROFIT! IZ FAIR!"

LOL HISSTANK!

LOL.

LOL THE BEST PART

AND THE DAY'S CHEAP LOSER AWARD GOES TO:

"TEH BEST PART WAS SCAMMING TEH STORE TO SAVE A WHOLE $2.50 ON EACH TOY YOU GUYZ!"

 "YEAH I KNEW I WAS RIPPING THEM OFF. THAT'S THE BEST PART!"

LOL HISSTANK!

LOL.

LOL A SLAP IN THE FACE

"WHAT WAS HASBRO THINKING SELLING COMIC-CON EXCLUSIVES AT COMIC-CON? HOW DARE THEY! THIS IS A SLAP IN THE FACE!"

LOL HISSTANK!

LOL.

LOL SOME DUFAS

LOLBRA DOES NOT ARGUE THESE LAST TWO POINTS. HE IS CERTAINLY A JACKASS, AND BOTH GOLDNER AND DEPRIEST ARE AT LEAST 10X WHAT HE IS.

10X AS ARTICULATE. 10X AS CREATIVE. 10X AS INTELLIGENT. 10X AS SUCCESSFUL.

LOL HISSTANK!

LOL.

LOL THE PANTS

LOL NOT SOMETHING HE'LL HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT.

LOL IF EVER THERE WAS AN EXPERT ON MENTALLY WEAKER...

"I WEAR TEH PANTS WOMAN! YOU HEAR ME? IT'S MY WAY OR TEH HIGHWAY!"

"BRB GOTTA GO BORROW TWELVE BUCKS TO BUY TOYS!"

LOL.
NOPE. HE REALLY IS THAT STUPID.

LOL HISSTANK!

LOL.

LOL WASH MY HANDS

LOL HOW MANY TIMES HAS DUMBASS DECKARD CLAIMED HE WAS DONE?

SO LEAVE ALREADY. NO ONE WILL MISS YOUR CHEAP ASS.

LOL HISSTANK!

LOL.

LOL GETTING RAPED

LOL ANOTHER DAY ANOTHER TANTRUM FROM JEDIJONES.

"NOTHING SHOULD EVER BE EXCLUSIVE IF I REALLY REALLY WANT IT!"

LOL.

"YOU CAN'T MAKE ANY MONEY UNLESS YOUR STUFF ENDS UP IN THE CLEARANCE AISLE AND AT ROSS!"

LOL. WHAT A CLUELESS MORON.

THAT COULDN'T BE BECAUSE THERE WERE FEWER LOW LIGHTS IN A LINE THAT DIDN'T SELL AS MANY UNITS COULD IT? LOL DUMBASS.

"SMALLER RETAILER ORDERS MEANS IT'S MORE PROFITABLE! DUH! DON'T YOU GUYS UNDERSTAND ANYTHING AT ALL?"

LOL.

"THE SAME BUNCH OF PEOPLE POSTED IN A THREAD OVER AND OVER AGAIN SO THAT MEANS THERE WAS HUGE DEMAND!"

LOL @ ANYONE STUPID ENOUGH TO COMPARE TOY COLLECTING TO RAPE.

"HASBRO REQUIRES ME TO BE TOO CHEAP TO JUST BUY THE DAMN THINGS OFF EBAY!"

LOL.

"I AM FORCED TO BUY THESE TOYS! FORCED I TELL YOU!"

LOL @ COMPLAINING BEING THE BETTER THOUGHT. WE AT LOLBRA WILL BE SURE TO LET HASBRO KNOW WE SUPPORT REDUCED QUANTITIES FOR ALL FUTURE EXCLUSIVES IF ONLY TO KEEP THEM OUT OF THE WHINING, ENTITLED HANDS OF JEDIJONES!

LOL HISSTANK!

LOL.

LOL DISSATISFACTION

LOL THIS SEEMS LIKE A FUN AND HEALTHY WAY TO SPEND MEMORIAL DAY.

DICK MOVE? LOL YOU THINK?

"BEING A DOUCHE BAG TO RANDOM STORE EMPLOYEES MAKES ME FEEL BETTER ABOUT MY OWN LIFE!"

LOL HISSTANK!

LOL.

LOL TATTLEMAGNET

LOL!

"HELLO? HOMELAND SECURITY? SOMEONE MADE FUN OF ME!"

"ON THE INTERNETS!!!!1"

I GUESS DESTRO THE HISSTANK MOD DIDN'T CARE TOO MUCH.

LOL POOR TROUBLEMAGNET. NO ONE CARED AND HIS THREAD WENT BYE BYE.

WE'RE CERTAIN THIS IS ALL PART OF A BANKER CONSPIRACY TO KEEP HIM SILENCED.

BUT LIKE THE NOBODY HE IS HE WILL ROLL OVER AND TAKE IT.

OR "BRING ON IT"

LOL HISSTANK!

LOL.

LOL DISHONEST

LOL @ THIS MORON!

LOL EVEN MORE AT "TWISTED PERVERTED MORALITY"!

"IT'S OKAY FOR ME TO RIP OFF THE STORE CUZ YOU GUYS DRINK AND HAVE SEX!"

LOL HISSTANK!

LOL.

LOL AGAINST THE LAW

OH LAWD THE LOLZ.

"IT IS AGAINST THE LAW FOR DOLLAR GENERAL TO NOT LET ME SCAM THEM OUT OF $2.50 YOU GUYZ! HOW DARE YOU!" LOL!

"I HAD TO CALL MY BANK ABOUT STUFF! THE WORLD OWES ME!" LOL HOW PATHETIC.

ONLY ONE SANE VIEW ON GROWN MEN STEALING TOYS DUMBASS.

LOL HISSTANK!

LOL.

LOL KARMA

LOL TOYZ R SRS BSNS!

LOL BECAUSE EVERYONE KNOWS CANCER CLEARS UP QUICKLY AND NEVER RETURNS. DUMBASS.

HOW MUCH MORE KARMA CAN SOMEONE WITH CANCER GET ANYWAY? WHAT AN ASS.

LOL HISSTANK!

LOL.

LOL LIKE A MAN

OH LAWD. LOL!

YES THAT'S EXACTLY HOW CLINICAL DEPRESSION WORKS. IT'S JUST A MATTER OF BEING A MAN ABOUT IT. LOL!

THANKS FOR THE FASCINATING INSIGHT THERE YOU INBRED DIPSHIT.

LOL HISSTANK!

LOL.

LOL WAY MORE HEAVIER

LOL "METAL IZ WAY MOAR EVIL U GUYZ!"

LOL @ "THE LIFESTYLE". WHO HELPED MURDERFACE GET ON TEH INTERNETZ?

LOL HISSTANK!

LOL.

LOL MR. DIFFICULT TO IMPRESS

LOL @ GUY WHO WHINES ABOUT A SNIPER RIFLE HE CAN GET FROM MARAUDER FOR A BUCK.

LOL HISSTANK!

LOL.