LOL SOCIALITE SOME TYPE OF RESPONSE

LOL SOMEONE EXPLAIN COMPUTERS TO HIM PLEASE.

LOL "GET ME MAH TOYZ OR I'LL YOUTUBE YOU TOYZ R US GUY!"

"HE SHOULD GET FIRED BECAUSE THE STORE DIDN'T HAVE MAH GIJOEZ!" LOL. HOW RUDE OF HIM TO GO BACK TO WORKING WHEN HE COULDN'T SELL WHAT THEY DIDN'T HAVE.

LOL TOYS R US DOESN'T STOCK WHICH IS WHY THE NEW WAVE IS AT OTHERS STORES INSTEAD. HE'S RIGHT THIS MAKES TOTAL SENSE.

LOL NOW YOU'RE CONCERNED ABOUT HOW YOU LOOK?

LOL OR SOMETHING "LEGOZ AND STAR WARZ AND AVENGERZ DON'T SELL BETTER THAN GIJOEZ YOU GUYZ!"

LOL HISSTANK!

LOL.

LOL UNHAPPY

LOL "I HAVE NO IDEA HOW ANY OF THIS WORKS SO I JUST WHINE ABOUT EVERYTHING!"

LOL "HOW CAN THEY SELL OUT OF TEH TOYZ ITZ LIEK OTHERZ ORDERED THEM ALL BEFORE ME OR SOMETHING THIS IZ CLEARLY HASBROZ FAULT!"

"SPENDING UR MONEY ON WHAT YOU WANT TO BUY MAKES US SAD!" LOL LIKE ANY OF YOU ARE CAPABLE OF HAPPY ANYWAY.

LOL HISSTANK!

LOL.

LOL ETHNIC NAMES, WOMEN

LOL "FUCK THE CLUB! AVERAGE JOES CAN'T PAY 44 BUCKS A YEAR TO JOIN! SUPER PISSED U GUYZ!"

"GOD DAMN WOMEN AND ETHNICS ALWAYZ GET EVERYTHING! WHY CAN'T THE WHITE MAN EVER GET ANYTHING?" LOL.

LOL SONOFWHINEBENDER AGREES! ONLY THE ELITISTS AND ETHNICS AND WOMEN WILL WIN THIS LOTTERY!

LOL HISSTANK!

LOL.

LOL THE CONSTANT DEFENSE

"IF ONLY TEH MODZ WOULD BAN EVERY1 WHO DOESN'T WHINE ABOUT TOYZ LIKE SPOILED CHILDREN WE COULD ALL WHINE MORE WITHOUT BEING REMINDED HOW PATHETIC WE R!"

LOL HISSTANK!

LOL.

LOL TO NOT FELT ASLEEP

NOT JUST DESAPOINTING. VERY VERY VERY DESAPOINTING. LOL.

I THINK HE LIKED IT. MAYBE. LOL.

LOL INSTEAD OF ANOTHER WERNICK AND REESE SCRIPT MAYBE PARAMOUNT WILL ADAPT SOME OF YOUR SHITTY FANFICTION. THEN WE'LL REALLY GET SOME GOOD STORY AMIRITE?

LOL HISSTANK!

LOL.

LOL A CERTAIN PODCAST

"I'M TOO BROKE TO BUY STUFF SO YOU SHOULDN'T TALK ABOUT ANYTHING YOU BUY!" LOL.

AND AFTER THE MODERATOR EDIT:

LOL HISSTANK!

LOL.

LOL CALL THE POLICE

PSYCHO FROM LAST WEEK IS CHOPPING UP WOMEN AGAIN.

HE CAN HAZ HALDOL NOW?

UM HE CAN HAZ THORAZINE LITHIUM COCKTAIL NOW?

LOL.

LOL.

LOL.

GET THERAPY HISSTANK!

GET THERAPY!

LOL OFFICIAL AND LISCENSED

"HEY GUYZ ASK TEH HASBRO DESIGNERZ TO TALK LEGAL CONTRACTS WITH FANZ! THAT MAEKS SENSE! THEY GOTTA PROTECT THEIR BRAND MONICOR!"

LOL HISSTANK!

LOL.

LOL TOO GHETTO

LOL MORE OF THIS?

SEE HOW HE CHANGED IMMORTAL TO PATHETIC? LOL VERY CLEVER.

LOL "NOW MY CHEAP ASS HAS AN EXCUSE TO NOT PAY FOR WATCHING IT."

LOL. WHAT?

"COUNTRY ROCK IS THE ONLY MUSIC IN MY JOEVERSE U GUYZ!" LOL.

OH MORE CLEVER WORDPLAY. LOL.

"ACT WHITER WHEN YOU DANCE FOR ME ROADBLOCK!" LOL.

LOL "IT'S TIME TO REALLY CRANK UP THE STUPIDITY HERE U GUYZ!"

LOL HISSTANK!

LOL.

LOL UNIVERSALLY REVILED

LOL. "THERE IS NO ANTIGUN SENTIMENT! ITZ ALL TEH LIBERAL MEDIA CONSPIRACY!"

JUST LIKE ALL THOSE TRUBBLE BUBBLES THE AIR FORCE HAS YOU MORONS. LOL.

"I KNOW NOTHING ABOUT THE HISTORY OF THESE TOYZ SO I'LL MAKE UP MY OWN. THAT'LL SHOW YOU!"

LOL STAR WARS KILLED KENNER! THOSE BASTARDS!

"VINYL CAPE JAWA AND BLUE SNAGGLETOOTH WERE OBVIOUSLY TEH MOST POPULAR STAR WARS TOYZ U GUYZ!" LOL.

"I WILL PRETEND TO HAVE A CLUE ABOUT PRODUCTION NUMBERS AND INVENT MY OWN REALITY OVER AND OVER AGAIN UNTIL YOU BELIEVE I KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT!" LOL.

"EVERY1 HATEZ TEH OLD STAR WARS FIGUREZ THATZ Y NO 1 COLLECTZ THEM NOW YOU IDIOT!"

"HASBRO BOUGHT A BANKRUPT KENNER IN MY JOEVERSE U GUYZ!" LOL.

"YOU WANT FACTS! HERE HAVE THESE WIKIPEDIA LINKS! NOW WHO KNOWZ STUFF?"

LOL HISSTANK!

LOL.