LOL CALL THE POLICE

PSYCHO FROM LAST WEEK IS CHOPPING UP WOMEN AGAIN.

HE CAN HAZ HALDOL NOW?

UM HE CAN HAZ THORAZINE LITHIUM COCKTAIL NOW?

LOL.

LOL.

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GET THERAPY HISSTANK!

GET THERAPY!

LOL OFFICIAL AND LISCENSED

"HEY GUYZ ASK TEH HASBRO DESIGNERZ TO TALK LEGAL CONTRACTS WITH FANZ! THAT MAEKS SENSE! THEY GOTTA PROTECT THEIR BRAND MONICOR!"

LOL HISSTANK!

LOL.

LOL UTTERLY SAD

LOL YOU'D ALMOST THINK PARAMOUNT AND HASBRO WANT TO SELL MOVIE TICKETS AND TOYS TO MORE THAN LONELY HOPELESS NERDS.

"OMG U GUYS ITS SICKENING THAT TEH GIJOES WON'T ALL BE AWKWARD WHITE BOYS WHO ONLY LISTEN TO WEEZER AND JIM REEVES!"

LOL HISSTANK!

LOL.

LOL MY MISERABLE LIFE

"WOE IS ME! PITY ME! EVERYTHING IS TERRIBLE!" LOL.

"TEH WHOLE WORLD IS OUT TO GET ME U GUYZ!" LOL.

"I STOPPED COLLECTING BUT I'LL STILL COME HERE TO WHINE ABOUT TOYZ AND TELL ALL OF U HOW STUPID U R FOR ENJOYING THEM. I HATE U FOR UR HAPPINESS!"

SADFACE HISSTANK!

SADFACE.

LOL MONOPOLY

"DANGER! MONOPOLY! ANTITRUST! OTHER ALARMIST BUZZWORDS! NO IDEA WHAT ANY OF THIS STUFF I'M SAYING ACTUALLY MEANS!"

LOL HISSTANK!

LOL.

LOL EMBARRESSED

IT'S TIME FOR THE PERCULATOR LOL.

"HURRR SHEEPLE! DURRR VIRGINS! HURRRR DURRRR EMBARRESSED DORKY GAMER VOCABULARY!"

THIS BOY SURE DOES SPEND LOTS OF TIME THINKING ABOUT STILL BEING A VIRGIN. LOL GEE I WONDER WHY THAT IS.

LOL HISSTANK!

LOL.

LOL ATHEIST ARROGANT TYPES

LOL THIS IS CERTAIN TO GO WELL. NO WAY THIS GUY LOSES IT AMIRITE?

OOPS. LOL IT LOOKS LIKE TROUBLEMAGNET HAS SOME COMPETITION FOR NUTTIEST COLLECTOR.

"O U DON'T BELIEVE IN MY CRAZY BULLSHIT? WELL UR JUST AN ARROGANT ATHEIST! AND U POST A LOT! TAKE THAT SHEEP!"

LOL HISSTANK!

LOL.

LOL A FORM BULLYING

"U DON'T HAVE A RIGHT TO NAME A SELLING PRICE FOR YOUR OWN STUFF! THATZ TAUNTING N BULLYING!"

"MORE THAN 60% PROFIT IZ TAUNTING BULLYING U GUYZ! UNLESS ITZ MAH POWER RANGER AND THEN IZ OKAY TO SELL FOR 700% PROFIT! IZ FAIR!"

LOL HISSTANK!

LOL.

LOL THE ELITE FANS

"ONLY TEH ELITE CAN AFFORD TO GO TO THE CON!"

IT'S TRUE! AVERAGE FANS ARE EXCLUDED! NEW ORLEANS WAS LIKE AN EPISODE OF LIFESTYLES OF THE RICH AND FAMOUS. IT WAS ALL GYRE-VIPER AND HIS MINIONS AND CMDERINCHIEF AND HIS POSSE OF ONE PERCENTERS. REAL JOE FANS CAN'T AFFORD THE EXTRAVAGANCE!

 "HASBRO DOESN'T CARE ABOUT US! HASBRO ARE TEH SCALPERS!" LOL.

YES. EDUCATED. LOL THAT'S WHAT WE'LL CALL IT.

 "WE CAN SUE TEH HASBRO IF TEHY DON'T SELL US TEH TOYZ!"

LOL HISSTANK!

LOL.

LOL GOD MAD WOMEN

"ALL TEH WHINEY WOMENZ IZ AFTER ALL MY MONIEZ!" LOL.

"ITZ NOT THAT I CAN'T FIND A WOMAN WHO WANTS TO TOUCH ME U GUYZ. I JUST LIEK TOYZ BETTER! SRSLY!"

LOL HISSTANK!

LOL.

LOL THE PANTS

LOL NOT SOMETHING HE'LL HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT.

LOL IF EVER THERE WAS AN EXPERT ON MENTALLY WEAKER...

"I WEAR TEH PANTS WOMAN! YOU HEAR ME? IT'S MY WAY OR TEH HIGHWAY!"

"BRB GOTTA GO BORROW TWELVE BUCKS TO BUY TOYS!"

LOL.
NOPE. HE REALLY IS THAT STUPID.

LOL HISSTANK!

LOL.

LOL PLEASE DELETE MY ACCOUNT

LOL WHAT?

LOL YOU HAVE TO BE CAREFUL AROUND PEOPLE WHO TELL YOU TO LET IT GO. THAT'S CODE FOR I WILL FUCK YOUR SHIT UP.

OH GOOD JOB CMDERINCHIEF. YOUR THREATS SCARED HIM AWAY. LOL.

ORIGINAL

ISN'T IT FUCKED UP HOW THEY DO THAT? LOL.

EDITED

CMDERINCHIEF HAS A POSSE.

LOL HISSTANK!

LOL.

LOL ADOLPH HITLER

ARE YOU PEOPLE GOING OUT OF YOUR WAY TO BE EXTRA STUPID NOW? LOL.

WELL THAT SEEMS LIKE A PERFECTLY VALID REASON TO HATE CHANNING TATUM.

HITLER.

LOL HISSTANK!

LOL.

LOL DEACO WARNING

SENT TO US BY GIJOE ELITIST AND DOLLAR GENERAL CUSTOMIZER GYRE-VIPER.

OR AS WE PREFER TO CALL HIM: LOL-VIPER.

WE'RE NOT CAPPING ALL THIS STUFF. JUST CLICK HERE TO READ THE CRAZINESS.

LOLBRA RECOMMENDS BUYING FROM AND SELLING TO BOTH PARTIES.

ESPECIALLY THE GUY WITH THE GROSS HOMEMADE PORN ON EBAY.

LOL HISSTANK!

LOL.

LOL BANNED

WE MOURN THE LOSS OF THE LOLS HE PROVIDED. LOL.I.P.

LOL HISSTANK!

LOL.

LOL TATTLEMAGNET

LOL!

"HELLO? HOMELAND SECURITY? SOMEONE MADE FUN OF ME!"

"ON THE INTERNETS!!!!1"

I GUESS DESTRO THE HISSTANK MOD DIDN'T CARE TOO MUCH.

LOL POOR TROUBLEMAGNET. NO ONE CARED AND HIS THREAD WENT BYE BYE.

WE'RE CERTAIN THIS IS ALL PART OF A BANKER CONSPIRACY TO KEEP HIM SILENCED.

BUT LIKE THE NOBODY HE IS HE WILL ROLL OVER AND TAKE IT.

OR "BRING ON IT"

LOL HISSTANK!

LOL.

LOL BANKERS

LOL "KNOCK OFF THE RACISM AND PAY ATTENTION TO MY ANTI-SEMITIC RANT YOU GUYZ!"

"FEMINISM AND JEWS ARE KEEPING PEOPLE DOWN AND YOU'RE ALL IGNORANT!"

LOL! OH TROUBLEMAGNET YOU HILARIOUS DELUSIONAL CLOD!

"CONFIRMED FREEMASON" LOL!

LOL THANKS FOR LETTING US KNOW YOU CLOWNS ARE NUTJOBS TOO!

 SHOULD YOU HAVE MANY LOSSES NUTS? NO LOSSES NUTS? SOMEONE EXPLAIN! LOL!

LOL @ EDITED FOR TYPOS.

YOU SURE SHOWED HIM GETTING TO THREE WHOLE TOYS AT DOLLAR GENERAL.

LOL HISSTANK!

LOL.

LOL CONSPIRACY THEORISTS

LOL @ CONSPIRACY THEORIST GI JOE FANS.

LOL RON PAUL!

LOL HISSTANK!

LOL.