"HELLO? HOMELAND SECURITY? SOMEONE MADE FUN OF ME!"
"ON THE INTERNETS!!!!1"
I GUESS DESTRO THE HISSTANK MOD DIDN'T CARE TOO MUCH.
WE'RE CERTAIN THIS IS ALL PART OF A BANKER CONSPIRACY TO KEEP HIM SILENCED.
BUT LIKE THE NOBODY HE IS HE WILL ROLL OVER AND TAKE IT.
OR "BRING ON IT"
LOL.
Dear LOLCommander,
ReplyDeleteThank you for doing the Lord's work so well. The check is in the mail.
Love,
Zionist Bankers
LOL!
DeleteWE ARE LOLBRA! WE ARE THE ILLUMINATI!
LOL.
bwhahahahha...
ReplyDeleteHe is just the lol equivalent of the Giving Tree.
ReplyDeleteThis is the funniest thing we've read since our original members wrote the Declaration of Independence when they were on an opium bender.
ReplyDeleteI can't imagine the calls Homeland Security gets if this guy is any indication of those who call.
ReplyDeleteYou are now on Double Secret Probation.
ReplyDeleteHave fun making jokes, it just proves that you've been conditioned to believe that "conspiracy theorists" are crazy. You're the type of people who believes that the government never lies to it's citizens and the media all ways tells the truth. People who make fun of the NWO have never researched the subject.Most of you type people are blind sheep.Easier to go with the crowd (cause you're all insecure malcontents) and make jokes than look at the subject with any sort of objectivity. If we trully lived in a free and open society, these "conspiracy theories" would be properly researched and debunked in a public forum, not dismiised as the rantings of "bat-shit" crazy people. I feel sorry for people like you.Your myopic,immature.live in a state of perpetual adolesence, and lack critical thinking skills.Actually, TROUBLEMAGNET is absolutely correct in his views of the Fed, usury etc. Since none of the peanut gallery here are educated on the topic, you have no idea what He (?)is refering to. If anyhting, he can be a little more eloquent- i.e. dumb it down for you, cause none of you here have any idea what your talking about except at the most rudimentary level.I'd rather side with "loon" like TM, than to associate with juvenile members of the mutual admiration society, all self-assured in your smug belifs drilled into you by a secular school system and a corporate controlled media. If TM is "a bat-shit crazy conspiracy theorist" that would make LOL Commander and his drooling followers "stupid coincednce theroists" LOL Viva Troublemagent! PS. None of you clowns even knew his avatar is of Abbath of norwegian Black Metal masters IMMORTAL. Go back to slobbing over Justin Bieber LOLZ LOL idiots
ReplyDeleteLOL! Why are you using a fake name now Jeremy AKA troublemagnet? We thought you were internet brave. We thought you weren't going to post on our blog anymore even though you've been refreshing it furiously all day.
DeleteU STILL MAD BRO?
LOL.
Jesus, I'm embarrassed.
DeleteIMMORTAL are The Backstreet Boys of Norwegian Black Metal. Just sayin'.
DeleteHe was going to post as Mike Litoris, but that would be too easy, lol.
ReplyDeleteI went to a Catholic school. So where does that put me, a wackjob or immature kid? Hmm they did take us to a synagogue once, so maybe it was an NWO school.
ReplyDeleteWord of advice Mr. Stratton. When you want to come off as 'superior' or 'holier than thou' Use spell check and proper grammar.
Man, we can't go anywhere without hearing about this guy.
ReplyDeleteOh, Christ. Not Jeremy Scott Rose again. : /
ReplyDeleteThis troublemagnet fellow presents a logical and reasoned argument for the current state of world affairs.
ReplyDeleteI don't like usury either, Troublemagnet!
ReplyDeleteMein Gott! What are the odds of meeting you here?!?! Wunderbar!
DeleteI come from another dimension to steal the powers of ALL the Hitlers across the multiverse!
DeleteI smell sitcom gold here
DeleteNo one ever remembers me. : (
DeleteNobody puts Gypsy in the corner.
DeleteYeah! Tell 'em like it is, Jeremy!
ReplyDeletethe way teh aprents go all ben tout of shape timmeh
ReplyDeleteYeah. Just keep them eyes on Troublemagnet. I didn't do nothin'.
ReplyDelete>___>
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Really?
DeleteOh lawdy! Feets don't fail me now!
DeleteRun Kingofpain... Run!!!
Delete<3
ReplyDeleteLove the conspiracy nuts who think they're special because they don't think like all of us idiots. Just keep telling yourself that you're the smartest kid on the block, you're the special one, etc., etc. No really, you have all the answers, man. The entire Earth is being controlled by puppet masters and you're the only one smart enough to see it. Good job! Now buy some G.I. Joes on clearance!
ReplyDeleteWait... he reported a privately owned blog about making fun of toy collectors to HOMELAND SECURITY??? Why would even the most insane think Homeland Security would care about a toy blog online? I mean, usually I see through to the warped idea that somehow maybe makes sense.... this time I'm at a loss. Made me laugh though, so I guess it's useful. I feel bad for whoever took that report.
ReplyDelete"A toy blog made fun of you? Oh... it's a blog about toys... I mean about people who collect toys... and they were mean to you? That's terrible sir. Yes. I'm certain they will pull down society around our ears. Have you seen anything... odd? Are you having bad thoughts? Should I send help? No, I'm not sending the 'black heliocopters' Sir... hello? Hello?"