LOL A SLAP IN THE FACE

"WHAT WAS HASBRO THINKING SELLING COMIC-CON EXCLUSIVES AT COMIC-CON? HOW DARE THEY! THIS IS A SLAP IN THE FACE!"

LOL HISSTANK!

LOL.

LOL THE ELITE FANS

"ONLY TEH ELITE CAN AFFORD TO GO TO THE CON!"

IT'S TRUE! AVERAGE FANS ARE EXCLUDED! NEW ORLEANS WAS LIKE AN EPISODE OF LIFESTYLES OF THE RICH AND FAMOUS. IT WAS ALL GYRE-VIPER AND HIS MINIONS AND CMDERINCHIEF AND HIS POSSE OF ONE PERCENTERS. REAL JOE FANS CAN'T AFFORD THE EXTRAVAGANCE!

 "HASBRO DOESN'T CARE ABOUT US! HASBRO ARE TEH SCALPERS!" LOL.

YES. EDUCATED. LOL THAT'S WHAT WE'LL CALL IT.

 "WE CAN SUE TEH HASBRO IF TEHY DON'T SELL US TEH TOYZ!"

LOL HISSTANK!

LOL.

LOL SOME DUFAS

LOLBRA DOES NOT ARGUE THESE LAST TWO POINTS. HE IS CERTAINLY A JACKASS, AND BOTH GOLDNER AND DEPRIEST ARE AT LEAST 10X WHAT HE IS.

10X AS ARTICULATE. 10X AS CREATIVE. 10X AS INTELLIGENT. 10X AS SUCCESSFUL.

LOL HISSTANK!

LOL.

LOL TO POPULAR

LOL THESE TWO IDIOTS WERE MADE FOR EACH OTHER.

WHINING ENTITLED BITCHES LIKE JEDIJONES SPEAK FOR HASBRO'S ENTIRE MARKET AND "HASBRO AM DUMB." GOT IT. LOL.

"JINX FIGURES WOULD CREATE A NEW GENERATION OF FANS! SELLING THEM AT COMIC-CON IS KEEPING GI JOE FROM BEING BIGGER THAN STAR WARS AND TRANSFORMERS!"

LOL HISSTANK!

LOL.

LOL SERIOUS MENTAL DISORDER

"COME ON U GUYZ! Y CAN'T EVERYTHING BE NEW AND ORIGINAL LIKE JOHN CARTER?"

LOL!

BUT WHY DOES CHEAP ASS STEELGRAVE CARE WHEN HE "PRETTY MUCH QUIT" SIX MONTHS AGO AND WON'T PAY TODAY'S PRICES?

LOL SO WHY IS HE STILL CRYING ABOUT IT THEN?

AND IF NO ONE HAS NAMED THE SERIOUS MENTAL DISORDER THAT RESULTS IN CONSTANT BITCHING AND WHINING ABOUT EVERYTHING, LOLBRA HAPPILY SUGGESTS STEELGRAVE SYNDROME. LOL.

IT'S TRUE. NONE OF THE STORES HERE EVEN GOT ANY RETALIATION STUFF BECAUSE OF ALL THE ZOMBIE VIPERS THAT NEVER SOLD. WHAT A PEGWARMER THAT GUY WAS. NO ONE WILL BUY HIM! LOL.

 GIVE US A LITTLE TIME SKINNY! LOL!

THIS PLAN HAS THE FULL ENDORSEMENT OF LOLBRA! IN FACT WE WILL GLADLY CONTRIBUTE $12 TO THE CAUSE. YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE TO PAY IT BACK AS LONG AS YOU STAY FAR AWAY FROM GI JOE.

LOL HISSTANK!

LOL.

LOL GOD MAD WOMEN

"ALL TEH WHINEY WOMENZ IZ AFTER ALL MY MONIEZ!" LOL.

"ITZ NOT THAT I CAN'T FIND A WOMAN WHO WANTS TO TOUCH ME U GUYZ. I JUST LIEK TOYZ BETTER! SRSLY!"

LOL HISSTANK!

LOL.

LOL BOB

LOL!

 LOL I AM JACK'S FAILURE TO GET THE REFERENCE.

WRONG IMDB PAGE.

THE FIRST RULE OF HISSTANK IS... OH NEVER MIND.

LOL HISSTANK!

LOL.

LOL THE PANTS

LOL NOT SOMETHING HE'LL HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT.

LOL IF EVER THERE WAS AN EXPERT ON MENTALLY WEAKER...

"I WEAR TEH PANTS WOMAN! YOU HEAR ME? IT'S MY WAY OR TEH HIGHWAY!"

"BRB GOTTA GO BORROW TWELVE BUCKS TO BUY TOYS!"

LOL.
NOPE. HE REALLY IS THAT STUPID.

LOL HISSTANK!

LOL.