LOL SOCIALITE SOME TYPE OF RESPONSE

LOL SOMEONE EXPLAIN COMPUTERS TO HIM PLEASE.

LOL "GET ME MAH TOYZ OR I'LL YOUTUBE YOU TOYZ R US GUY!"

"HE SHOULD GET FIRED BECAUSE THE STORE DIDN'T HAVE MAH GIJOEZ!" LOL. HOW RUDE OF HIM TO GO BACK TO WORKING WHEN HE COULDN'T SELL WHAT THEY DIDN'T HAVE.

LOL TOYS R US DOESN'T STOCK WHICH IS WHY THE NEW WAVE IS AT OTHERS STORES INSTEAD. HE'S RIGHT THIS MAKES TOTAL SENSE.

LOL NOW YOU'RE CONCERNED ABOUT HOW YOU LOOK?

LOL OR SOMETHING "LEGOZ AND STAR WARZ AND AVENGERZ DON'T SELL BETTER THAN GIJOEZ YOU GUYZ!"

LOL HISSTANK!

LOL.

LOL UNHAPPY

LOL "I HAVE NO IDEA HOW ANY OF THIS WORKS SO I JUST WHINE ABOUT EVERYTHING!"

LOL "HOW CAN THEY SELL OUT OF TEH TOYZ ITZ LIEK OTHERZ ORDERED THEM ALL BEFORE ME OR SOMETHING THIS IZ CLEARLY HASBROZ FAULT!"

"SPENDING UR MONEY ON WHAT YOU WANT TO BUY MAKES US SAD!" LOL LIKE ANY OF YOU ARE CAPABLE OF HAPPY ANYWAY.

LOL HISSTANK!

LOL.

LOL ETHNIC NAMES, WOMEN

LOL "FUCK THE CLUB! AVERAGE JOES CAN'T PAY 44 BUCKS A YEAR TO JOIN! SUPER PISSED U GUYZ!"

"GOD DAMN WOMEN AND ETHNICS ALWAYZ GET EVERYTHING! WHY CAN'T THE WHITE MAN EVER GET ANYTHING?" LOL.

LOL SONOFWHINEBENDER AGREES! ONLY THE ELITISTS AND ETHNICS AND WOMEN WILL WIN THIS LOTTERY!

LOL HISSTANK!

LOL.

LOL THE CONSTANT DEFENSE

"IF ONLY TEH MODZ WOULD BAN EVERY1 WHO DOESN'T WHINE ABOUT TOYZ LIKE SPOILED CHILDREN WE COULD ALL WHINE MORE WITHOUT BEING REMINDED HOW PATHETIC WE R!"

LOL HISSTANK!

LOL.

LOL A CERTAIN PODCAST

"I'M TOO BROKE TO BUY STUFF SO YOU SHOULDN'T TALK ABOUT ANYTHING YOU BUY!" LOL.

AND AFTER THE MODERATOR EDIT:

LOL HISSTANK!

LOL.

LOL OFFICIAL AND LISCENSED

"HEY GUYZ ASK TEH HASBRO DESIGNERZ TO TALK LEGAL CONTRACTS WITH FANZ! THAT MAEKS SENSE! THEY GOTTA PROTECT THEIR BRAND MONICOR!"

LOL HISSTANK!

LOL.

LOL TOO GHETTO

LOL MORE OF THIS?

SEE HOW HE CHANGED IMMORTAL TO PATHETIC? LOL VERY CLEVER.

LOL "NOW MY CHEAP ASS HAS AN EXCUSE TO NOT PAY FOR WATCHING IT."

LOL. WHAT?

"COUNTRY ROCK IS THE ONLY MUSIC IN MY JOEVERSE U GUYZ!" LOL.

OH MORE CLEVER WORDPLAY. LOL.

"ACT WHITER WHEN YOU DANCE FOR ME ROADBLOCK!" LOL.

LOL "IT'S TIME TO REALLY CRANK UP THE STUPIDITY HERE U GUYZ!"

LOL HISSTANK!

LOL.

LOL UTTERLY SAD

LOL YOU'D ALMOST THINK PARAMOUNT AND HASBRO WANT TO SELL MOVIE TICKETS AND TOYS TO MORE THAN LONELY HOPELESS NERDS.

"OMG U GUYS ITS SICKENING THAT TEH GIJOES WON'T ALL BE AWKWARD WHITE BOYS WHO ONLY LISTEN TO WEEZER AND JIM REEVES!"

LOL HISSTANK!

LOL.

LOL BIGGER ISSUES

KIND OF?

LOL HISSTANK!

LOL.

LOL THE SMART PEOPLE

"I'M 2 BROKE 2 BUY THESE SO WHO CAREZ U GUYZ I'LL JUST WAIT 4 CLEARANCE CUZ I'M A CHEAP ASS HASBLOW SUCKS 4 TRYING TO MAKE A PROFIT SCREW THEM!" LOL.

LOL "SMART PEOPLE MEASURE VALUE IN TRIPS TO PIZZA HUT!"

LOL HISSTANK!

LOL.

LOL MY MISERABLE LIFE

"WOE IS ME! PITY ME! EVERYTHING IS TERRIBLE!" LOL.

"TEH WHOLE WORLD IS OUT TO GET ME U GUYZ!" LOL.

"I STOPPED COLLECTING BUT I'LL STILL COME HERE TO WHINE ABOUT TOYZ AND TELL ALL OF U HOW STUPID U R FOR ENJOYING THEM. I HATE U FOR UR HAPPINESS!"

SADFACE HISSTANK!

SADFACE.

LOL HASBRO ARE COMMUNIST

LOL FILTHY PINKOS.

"BECAUSE SELLING AT COST MAKES ME BETTER! AND LESS COMMUNIST!" LOL.

"ITZ NOT FAIR! EVERYTHING SHOULD ALWAYZ BE FAIR AND FAIR MEANZ EVERY1 GETS EVERYTHING THEY WANT FOR THE SAME LOW PRICE ALWAYZ! AND HASBRO ARE COMMUNIST!"

LOL HISSTANK!

LOL.

LOL MONOPOLY

"DANGER! MONOPOLY! ANTITRUST! OTHER ALARMIST BUZZWORDS! NO IDEA WHAT ANY OF THIS STUFF I'M SAYING ACTUALLY MEANS!"

LOL HISSTANK!

LOL.

LOL LOOKING FOR MONEY

"U GUYZ I TOTES DESERVE SOMETHING I MADE NO EFFORT TO OBTAIN MORE THAN NE1 TRYING TO SELL THEM! I'LL GO WHINE ON SOME NOBODY'S SITE INSTEAD AND SEE IF I CAN GET ATTENTION THERE."

LOL HISSTANK!

LOL.

LOL A FORM BULLYING

"U DON'T HAVE A RIGHT TO NAME A SELLING PRICE FOR YOUR OWN STUFF! THATZ TAUNTING N BULLYING!"

"MORE THAN 60% PROFIT IZ TAUNTING BULLYING U GUYZ! UNLESS ITZ MAH POWER RANGER AND THEN IZ OKAY TO SELL FOR 700% PROFIT! IZ FAIR!"

LOL HISSTANK!

LOL.

LOL PURE CRAP

LEARNED NOTHING AT ALL AFTER 6 MONTHS AND 3000 POSTS? THIS IS THE KIND OF STUPIDITY LEGENDS ARE MADE OF. LOL.

HOW CAN YOU SCALP SOMETHING THAT WILL BE SOLD TO EVERYONE WHO WANTS TO ORDER IT? LOL DUMBASS.

"U HAVE TO SELL ME UR STUFF AT UR COST OR U SUCK!"

LOL OLD FASHIONED? MORE LIKE PATHETIC BROKE WHINER.

LOL!

"THEREZ A BUG ON TEH FIRST DAY U GUYZ! ITZ TEH END OF TEH WURLD! JOE IZ DOOMED!"

LOL HISSTANK!

LOL.

LOL A SLAP IN THE FACE

"WHAT WAS HASBRO THINKING SELLING COMIC-CON EXCLUSIVES AT COMIC-CON? HOW DARE THEY! THIS IS A SLAP IN THE FACE!"

LOL HISSTANK!

LOL.

LOL THE ELITE FANS

"ONLY TEH ELITE CAN AFFORD TO GO TO THE CON!"

IT'S TRUE! AVERAGE FANS ARE EXCLUDED! NEW ORLEANS WAS LIKE AN EPISODE OF LIFESTYLES OF THE RICH AND FAMOUS. IT WAS ALL GYRE-VIPER AND HIS MINIONS AND CMDERINCHIEF AND HIS POSSE OF ONE PERCENTERS. REAL JOE FANS CAN'T AFFORD THE EXTRAVAGANCE!

 "HASBRO DOESN'T CARE ABOUT US! HASBRO ARE TEH SCALPERS!" LOL.

YES. EDUCATED. LOL THAT'S WHAT WE'LL CALL IT.

 "WE CAN SUE TEH HASBRO IF TEHY DON'T SELL US TEH TOYZ!"

LOL HISSTANK!

LOL.

LOL SOME DUFAS

LOLBRA DOES NOT ARGUE THESE LAST TWO POINTS. HE IS CERTAINLY A JACKASS, AND BOTH GOLDNER AND DEPRIEST ARE AT LEAST 10X WHAT HE IS.

10X AS ARTICULATE. 10X AS CREATIVE. 10X AS INTELLIGENT. 10X AS SUCCESSFUL.

LOL HISSTANK!

LOL.

LOL TO POPULAR

LOL THESE TWO IDIOTS WERE MADE FOR EACH OTHER.

WHINING ENTITLED BITCHES LIKE JEDIJONES SPEAK FOR HASBRO'S ENTIRE MARKET AND "HASBRO AM DUMB." GOT IT. LOL.

"JINX FIGURES WOULD CREATE A NEW GENERATION OF FANS! SELLING THEM AT COMIC-CON IS KEEPING GI JOE FROM BEING BIGGER THAN STAR WARS AND TRANSFORMERS!"

LOL HISSTANK!

LOL.