LOL MY MISERABLE LIFE

"WOE IS ME! PITY ME! EVERYTHING IS TERRIBLE!" LOL.

"TEH WHOLE WORLD IS OUT TO GET ME U GUYZ!" LOL.

"I STOPPED COLLECTING BUT I'LL STILL COME HERE TO WHINE ABOUT TOYZ AND TELL ALL OF U HOW STUPID U R FOR ENJOYING THEM. I HATE U FOR UR HAPPINESS!"

SADFACE HISSTANK!

SADFACE.

LOL HASBRO ARE COMMUNIST

LOL FILTHY PINKOS.

"BECAUSE SELLING AT COST MAKES ME BETTER! AND LESS COMMUNIST!" LOL.

"ITZ NOT FAIR! EVERYTHING SHOULD ALWAYZ BE FAIR AND FAIR MEANZ EVERY1 GETS EVERYTHING THEY WANT FOR THE SAME LOW PRICE ALWAYZ! AND HASBRO ARE COMMUNIST!"

LOL HISSTANK!

LOL.

LOL MONOPOLY

"DANGER! MONOPOLY! ANTITRUST! OTHER ALARMIST BUZZWORDS! NO IDEA WHAT ANY OF THIS STUFF I'M SAYING ACTUALLY MEANS!"

LOL HISSTANK!

LOL.

LOL LOOKING FOR MONEY

"U GUYZ I TOTES DESERVE SOMETHING I MADE NO EFFORT TO OBTAIN MORE THAN NE1 TRYING TO SELL THEM! I'LL GO WHINE ON SOME NOBODY'S SITE INSTEAD AND SEE IF I CAN GET ATTENTION THERE."

LOL HISSTANK!

LOL.

LOL EMBARRESSED

IT'S TIME FOR THE PERCULATOR LOL.

"HURRR SHEEPLE! DURRR VIRGINS! HURRRR DURRRR EMBARRESSED DORKY GAMER VOCABULARY!"

THIS BOY SURE DOES SPEND LOTS OF TIME THINKING ABOUT STILL BEING A VIRGIN. LOL GEE I WONDER WHY THAT IS.

LOL HISSTANK!

LOL.

LOL ATHEIST ARROGANT TYPES

LOL THIS IS CERTAIN TO GO WELL. NO WAY THIS GUY LOSES IT AMIRITE?

OOPS. LOL IT LOOKS LIKE TROUBLEMAGNET HAS SOME COMPETITION FOR NUTTIEST COLLECTOR.

"O U DON'T BELIEVE IN MY CRAZY BULLSHIT? WELL UR JUST AN ARROGANT ATHEIST! AND U POST A LOT! TAKE THAT SHEEP!"

LOL HISSTANK!

LOL.

LOL A FORM BULLYING

"U DON'T HAVE A RIGHT TO NAME A SELLING PRICE FOR YOUR OWN STUFF! THATZ TAUNTING N BULLYING!"

"MORE THAN 60% PROFIT IZ TAUNTING BULLYING U GUYZ! UNLESS ITZ MAH POWER RANGER AND THEN IZ OKAY TO SELL FOR 700% PROFIT! IZ FAIR!"

LOL HISSTANK!

LOL.

LOL PURE CRAP

LEARNED NOTHING AT ALL AFTER 6 MONTHS AND 3000 POSTS? THIS IS THE KIND OF STUPIDITY LEGENDS ARE MADE OF. LOL.

HOW CAN YOU SCALP SOMETHING THAT WILL BE SOLD TO EVERYONE WHO WANTS TO ORDER IT? LOL DUMBASS.

"U HAVE TO SELL ME UR STUFF AT UR COST OR U SUCK!"

LOL OLD FASHIONED? MORE LIKE PATHETIC BROKE WHINER.

LOL!

"THEREZ A BUG ON TEH FIRST DAY U GUYZ! ITZ TEH END OF TEH WURLD! JOE IZ DOOMED!"

LOL HISSTANK!

LOL.

LOL THE BEST PART

AND THE DAY'S CHEAP LOSER AWARD GOES TO:

"TEH BEST PART WAS SCAMMING TEH STORE TO SAVE A WHOLE $2.50 ON EACH TOY YOU GUYZ!"

 "YEAH I KNEW I WAS RIPPING THEM OFF. THAT'S THE BEST PART!"

LOL HISSTANK!

LOL.

LOL A SLAP IN THE FACE

"WHAT WAS HASBRO THINKING SELLING COMIC-CON EXCLUSIVES AT COMIC-CON? HOW DARE THEY! THIS IS A SLAP IN THE FACE!"

LOL HISSTANK!

LOL.

LOL THE ELITE FANS

"ONLY TEH ELITE CAN AFFORD TO GO TO THE CON!"

IT'S TRUE! AVERAGE FANS ARE EXCLUDED! NEW ORLEANS WAS LIKE AN EPISODE OF LIFESTYLES OF THE RICH AND FAMOUS. IT WAS ALL GYRE-VIPER AND HIS MINIONS AND CMDERINCHIEF AND HIS POSSE OF ONE PERCENTERS. REAL JOE FANS CAN'T AFFORD THE EXTRAVAGANCE!

 "HASBRO DOESN'T CARE ABOUT US! HASBRO ARE TEH SCALPERS!" LOL.

YES. EDUCATED. LOL THAT'S WHAT WE'LL CALL IT.

 "WE CAN SUE TEH HASBRO IF TEHY DON'T SELL US TEH TOYZ!"

LOL HISSTANK!

LOL.

LOL SOME DUFAS

LOLBRA DOES NOT ARGUE THESE LAST TWO POINTS. HE IS CERTAINLY A JACKASS, AND BOTH GOLDNER AND DEPRIEST ARE AT LEAST 10X WHAT HE IS.

10X AS ARTICULATE. 10X AS CREATIVE. 10X AS INTELLIGENT. 10X AS SUCCESSFUL.

LOL HISSTANK!

LOL.

LOL TO POPULAR

LOL THESE TWO IDIOTS WERE MADE FOR EACH OTHER.

WHINING ENTITLED BITCHES LIKE JEDIJONES SPEAK FOR HASBRO'S ENTIRE MARKET AND "HASBRO AM DUMB." GOT IT. LOL.

"JINX FIGURES WOULD CREATE A NEW GENERATION OF FANS! SELLING THEM AT COMIC-CON IS KEEPING GI JOE FROM BEING BIGGER THAN STAR WARS AND TRANSFORMERS!"

LOL HISSTANK!

LOL.

LOL SERIOUS MENTAL DISORDER

"COME ON U GUYZ! Y CAN'T EVERYTHING BE NEW AND ORIGINAL LIKE JOHN CARTER?"

LOL!

BUT WHY DOES CHEAP ASS STEELGRAVE CARE WHEN HE "PRETTY MUCH QUIT" SIX MONTHS AGO AND WON'T PAY TODAY'S PRICES?

LOL SO WHY IS HE STILL CRYING ABOUT IT THEN?

AND IF NO ONE HAS NAMED THE SERIOUS MENTAL DISORDER THAT RESULTS IN CONSTANT BITCHING AND WHINING ABOUT EVERYTHING, LOLBRA HAPPILY SUGGESTS STEELGRAVE SYNDROME. LOL.

IT'S TRUE. NONE OF THE STORES HERE EVEN GOT ANY RETALIATION STUFF BECAUSE OF ALL THE ZOMBIE VIPERS THAT NEVER SOLD. WHAT A PEGWARMER THAT GUY WAS. NO ONE WILL BUY HIM! LOL.

 GIVE US A LITTLE TIME SKINNY! LOL!

THIS PLAN HAS THE FULL ENDORSEMENT OF LOLBRA! IN FACT WE WILL GLADLY CONTRIBUTE $12 TO THE CAUSE. YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE TO PAY IT BACK AS LONG AS YOU STAY FAR AWAY FROM GI JOE.

LOL HISSTANK!

LOL.

LOL GOD MAD WOMEN

"ALL TEH WHINEY WOMENZ IZ AFTER ALL MY MONIEZ!" LOL.

"ITZ NOT THAT I CAN'T FIND A WOMAN WHO WANTS TO TOUCH ME U GUYZ. I JUST LIEK TOYZ BETTER! SRSLY!"

LOL HISSTANK!

LOL.

LOL BOB

LOL!

 LOL I AM JACK'S FAILURE TO GET THE REFERENCE.

WRONG IMDB PAGE.

THE FIRST RULE OF HISSTANK IS... OH NEVER MIND.

LOL HISSTANK!

LOL.

LOL THE PANTS

LOL NOT SOMETHING HE'LL HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT.

LOL IF EVER THERE WAS AN EXPERT ON MENTALLY WEAKER...

"I WEAR TEH PANTS WOMAN! YOU HEAR ME? IT'S MY WAY OR TEH HIGHWAY!"

"BRB GOTTA GO BORROW TWELVE BUCKS TO BUY TOYS!"

LOL.
NOPE. HE REALLY IS THAT STUPID.

LOL HISSTANK!

LOL.

LOL CHEAP

YES!

YES!

YES!

THIS CHEAP ASS HATES BEING CALLED A CHEAP ASS? WHO COULD HAVE SEEN THAT COMING?

LOL HISSTANK!

LOL.

LOL PLEASE DELETE MY ACCOUNT

LOL WHAT?

LOL YOU HAVE TO BE CAREFUL AROUND PEOPLE WHO TELL YOU TO LET IT GO. THAT'S CODE FOR I WILL FUCK YOUR SHIT UP.

OH GOOD JOB CMDERINCHIEF. YOUR THREATS SCARED HIM AWAY. LOL.

ORIGINAL

ISN'T IT FUCKED UP HOW THEY DO THAT? LOL.

EDITED

CMDERINCHIEF HAS A POSSE.

LOL HISSTANK!

LOL.