LOL TO NOT FELT ASLEEP

NOT JUST DESAPOINTING. VERY VERY VERY DESAPOINTING. LOL.

I THINK HE LIKED IT. MAYBE. LOL.

LOL INSTEAD OF ANOTHER WERNICK AND REESE SCRIPT MAYBE PARAMOUNT WILL ADAPT SOME OF YOUR SHITTY FANFICTION. THEN WE'LL REALLY GET SOME GOOD STORY AMIRITE?

LOL HISSTANK!

LOL.

LOL TOO GHETTO

LOL MORE OF THIS?

SEE HOW HE CHANGED IMMORTAL TO PATHETIC? LOL VERY CLEVER.

LOL "NOW MY CHEAP ASS HAS AN EXCUSE TO NOT PAY FOR WATCHING IT."

LOL. WHAT?

"COUNTRY ROCK IS THE ONLY MUSIC IN MY JOEVERSE U GUYZ!" LOL.

OH MORE CLEVER WORDPLAY. LOL.

"ACT WHITER WHEN YOU DANCE FOR ME ROADBLOCK!" LOL.

LOL "IT'S TIME TO REALLY CRANK UP THE STUPIDITY HERE U GUYZ!"

LOL HISSTANK!

LOL.

LOL UTTERLY SAD

LOL YOU'D ALMOST THINK PARAMOUNT AND HASBRO WANT TO SELL MOVIE TICKETS AND TOYS TO MORE THAN LONELY HOPELESS NERDS.

"OMG U GUYS ITS SICKENING THAT TEH GIJOES WON'T ALL BE AWKWARD WHITE BOYS WHO ONLY LISTEN TO WEEZER AND JIM REEVES!"

LOL HISSTANK!

LOL.

LOL THE SMART PEOPLE

"I'M 2 BROKE 2 BUY THESE SO WHO CAREZ U GUYZ I'LL JUST WAIT 4 CLEARANCE CUZ I'M A CHEAP ASS HASBLOW SUCKS 4 TRYING TO MAKE A PROFIT SCREW THEM!" LOL.

LOL "SMART PEOPLE MEASURE VALUE IN TRIPS TO PIZZA HUT!"

LOL HISSTANK!

LOL.

LOL ADOLPH HITLER

ARE YOU PEOPLE GOING OUT OF YOUR WAY TO BE EXTRA STUPID NOW? LOL.

WELL THAT SEEMS LIKE A PERFECTLY VALID REASON TO HATE CHANNING TATUM.

HITLER.

LOL HISSTANK!

LOL.

LOL HASBLOW

SAY IT WITH ME: PAR-A-MOUNT

PAR-A-MOUNT

NOT QUITE BUT WE'RE GETTING THERE.

LOL HISSTANK!

LOL.

LOL WRONG BASKET

LOL "STUPID HASBRO! HOW DUMB OF YOU TO WASTE TIME ON A LINE SUPPORTED BY A BLOCKBUSTER MOVIE WITH THE ROCK AND BRUCE WILLIS?"

"DON'T YOU KNOW A FEW THIRTY-SOMETHINGS WANT MORE DISCOUNTED TOYS FROM DOLLAR GENERAL?"

LOL HISSTANK!

LOL.

LOL STORY

LOL BECAUSE AVATAR AND THE AVENGERS WERE REALLY DEEP IN THE STORY DEPARTMENT!

"I PREDICTED MOST OF WHAT'S IN THIS MOVIE I HAVEN'T SEEN YET YOU GUYS!"

LOL HISSTANK!

LOL.