LOL SOCIALITE SOME TYPE OF RESPONSE

LOL SOMEONE EXPLAIN COMPUTERS TO HIM PLEASE.

LOL "GET ME MAH TOYZ OR I'LL YOUTUBE YOU TOYZ R US GUY!"

"HE SHOULD GET FIRED BECAUSE THE STORE DIDN'T HAVE MAH GIJOEZ!" LOL. HOW RUDE OF HIM TO GO BACK TO WORKING WHEN HE COULDN'T SELL WHAT THEY DIDN'T HAVE.

LOL TOYS R US DOESN'T STOCK WHICH IS WHY THE NEW WAVE IS AT OTHERS STORES INSTEAD. HE'S RIGHT THIS MAKES TOTAL SENSE.

LOL NOW YOU'RE CONCERNED ABOUT HOW YOU LOOK?

LOL OR SOMETHING "LEGOZ AND STAR WARZ AND AVENGERZ DON'T SELL BETTER THAN GIJOEZ YOU GUYZ!"

LOL HISSTANK!

LOL.

LOL UNHAPPY

LOL "I HAVE NO IDEA HOW ANY OF THIS WORKS SO I JUST WHINE ABOUT EVERYTHING!"

LOL "HOW CAN THEY SELL OUT OF TEH TOYZ ITZ LIEK OTHERZ ORDERED THEM ALL BEFORE ME OR SOMETHING THIS IZ CLEARLY HASBROZ FAULT!"

"SPENDING UR MONEY ON WHAT YOU WANT TO BUY MAKES US SAD!" LOL LIKE ANY OF YOU ARE CAPABLE OF HAPPY ANYWAY.

LOL HISSTANK!

LOL.

LOL THE CONSTANT DEFENSE

"IF ONLY TEH MODZ WOULD BAN EVERY1 WHO DOESN'T WHINE ABOUT TOYZ LIKE SPOILED CHILDREN WE COULD ALL WHINE MORE WITHOUT BEING REMINDED HOW PATHETIC WE R!"

LOL HISSTANK!

LOL.

LOL A CERTAIN PODCAST

"I'M TOO BROKE TO BUY STUFF SO YOU SHOULDN'T TALK ABOUT ANYTHING YOU BUY!" LOL.

AND AFTER THE MODERATOR EDIT:

LOL HISSTANK!

LOL.

LOL OFFICIAL AND LISCENSED

"HEY GUYZ ASK TEH HASBRO DESIGNERZ TO TALK LEGAL CONTRACTS WITH FANZ! THAT MAEKS SENSE! THEY GOTTA PROTECT THEIR BRAND MONICOR!"

LOL HISSTANK!

LOL.

LOL TOO GHETTO

LOL MORE OF THIS?

SEE HOW HE CHANGED IMMORTAL TO PATHETIC? LOL VERY CLEVER.

LOL "NOW MY CHEAP ASS HAS AN EXCUSE TO NOT PAY FOR WATCHING IT."

LOL. WHAT?

"COUNTRY ROCK IS THE ONLY MUSIC IN MY JOEVERSE U GUYZ!" LOL.

OH MORE CLEVER WORDPLAY. LOL.

"ACT WHITER WHEN YOU DANCE FOR ME ROADBLOCK!" LOL.

LOL "IT'S TIME TO REALLY CRANK UP THE STUPIDITY HERE U GUYZ!"

LOL HISSTANK!

LOL.

LOL UNIVERSALLY REVILED

LOL. "THERE IS NO ANTIGUN SENTIMENT! ITZ ALL TEH LIBERAL MEDIA CONSPIRACY!"

JUST LIKE ALL THOSE TRUBBLE BUBBLES THE AIR FORCE HAS YOU MORONS. LOL.

"I KNOW NOTHING ABOUT THE HISTORY OF THESE TOYZ SO I'LL MAKE UP MY OWN. THAT'LL SHOW YOU!"

LOL STAR WARS KILLED KENNER! THOSE BASTARDS!

"VINYL CAPE JAWA AND BLUE SNAGGLETOOTH WERE OBVIOUSLY TEH MOST POPULAR STAR WARS TOYZ U GUYZ!" LOL.

"I WILL PRETEND TO HAVE A CLUE ABOUT PRODUCTION NUMBERS AND INVENT MY OWN REALITY OVER AND OVER AGAIN UNTIL YOU BELIEVE I KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT!" LOL.

"EVERY1 HATEZ TEH OLD STAR WARS FIGUREZ THATZ Y NO 1 COLLECTZ THEM NOW YOU IDIOT!"

"HASBRO BOUGHT A BANKRUPT KENNER IN MY JOEVERSE U GUYZ!" LOL.

"YOU WANT FACTS! HERE HAVE THESE WIKIPEDIA LINKS! NOW WHO KNOWZ STUFF?"

LOL HISSTANK!

LOL.

LOL UTTERLY SAD

LOL YOU'D ALMOST THINK PARAMOUNT AND HASBRO WANT TO SELL MOVIE TICKETS AND TOYS TO MORE THAN LONELY HOPELESS NERDS.

"OMG U GUYS ITS SICKENING THAT TEH GIJOES WON'T ALL BE AWKWARD WHITE BOYS WHO ONLY LISTEN TO WEEZER AND JIM REEVES!"

LOL HISSTANK!

LOL.

LOL BIGGER ISSUES

KIND OF?

LOL HISSTANK!

LOL.

LOL HASBRO ARE COMMUNIST

LOL FILTHY PINKOS.

"BECAUSE SELLING AT COST MAKES ME BETTER! AND LESS COMMUNIST!" LOL.

"ITZ NOT FAIR! EVERYTHING SHOULD ALWAYZ BE FAIR AND FAIR MEANZ EVERY1 GETS EVERYTHING THEY WANT FOR THE SAME LOW PRICE ALWAYZ! AND HASBRO ARE COMMUNIST!"

LOL HISSTANK!

LOL.

LOL MONOPOLY

"DANGER! MONOPOLY! ANTITRUST! OTHER ALARMIST BUZZWORDS! NO IDEA WHAT ANY OF THIS STUFF I'M SAYING ACTUALLY MEANS!"

LOL HISSTANK!

LOL.

LOL A FORM BULLYING

"U DON'T HAVE A RIGHT TO NAME A SELLING PRICE FOR YOUR OWN STUFF! THATZ TAUNTING N BULLYING!"

"MORE THAN 60% PROFIT IZ TAUNTING BULLYING U GUYZ! UNLESS ITZ MAH POWER RANGER AND THEN IZ OKAY TO SELL FOR 700% PROFIT! IZ FAIR!"

LOL HISSTANK!

LOL.

LOL PURE CRAP

LEARNED NOTHING AT ALL AFTER 6 MONTHS AND 3000 POSTS? THIS IS THE KIND OF STUPIDITY LEGENDS ARE MADE OF. LOL.

HOW CAN YOU SCALP SOMETHING THAT WILL BE SOLD TO EVERYONE WHO WANTS TO ORDER IT? LOL DUMBASS.

"U HAVE TO SELL ME UR STUFF AT UR COST OR U SUCK!"

LOL OLD FASHIONED? MORE LIKE PATHETIC BROKE WHINER.

LOL!

"THEREZ A BUG ON TEH FIRST DAY U GUYZ! ITZ TEH END OF TEH WURLD! JOE IZ DOOMED!"

LOL HISSTANK!

LOL.

LOL A SLAP IN THE FACE

"WHAT WAS HASBRO THINKING SELLING COMIC-CON EXCLUSIVES AT COMIC-CON? HOW DARE THEY! THIS IS A SLAP IN THE FACE!"

LOL HISSTANK!

LOL.

LOL TO POPULAR

LOL THESE TWO IDIOTS WERE MADE FOR EACH OTHER.

WHINING ENTITLED BITCHES LIKE JEDIJONES SPEAK FOR HASBRO'S ENTIRE MARKET AND "HASBRO AM DUMB." GOT IT. LOL.

"JINX FIGURES WOULD CREATE A NEW GENERATION OF FANS! SELLING THEM AT COMIC-CON IS KEEPING GI JOE FROM BEING BIGGER THAN STAR WARS AND TRANSFORMERS!"

LOL HISSTANK!

LOL.

LOL FOR WHAT IT'S WORTH

BUT HOW MUCH OF THAT WAS TO PAY BACK WHAT YOU ALREADY BORROWED?

LOL HISSTANK!

LOL.

LOL BERADING

IT IS VERY EASY TO AVOID BEING SPOTLIGHTED BY LOLBRA.

JUST DON'T BE A WHINING DUMBASS. LOL EASIER FOR SOME THAN FOR OTHERS.

LOL HISSTANK!

LOL.

LOL ASSUAGE THE MASSES

LOL AND IN ORDER TO ASSUAGE THE MASSES HE TALKED WITH A GIJOE FAN SITE?

AND NOT A VIACOM OWNED SITE WITH A LARGER AUDIENCE LIKE MTV?

DO THESE DUMBASSES EVER STOP TO THINK BEFORE TYPING? LOL.

"I BELIEVE EVERY ANONYMOUS SOURCE QUOTED ON THE INTERNETZ!"

"EVEN IF I DON'T REMEMBER WHERE I SAW IT!"

LOL.

FRANKLY THERE ISN'T MUCH TO INSULT. LOL INTELLIGENCE IS READING MORE THAN THE THREAD TITLE.

LOL HISSTANK!

LOL.