Saturday, June 23, 2012

LOL SECRET PRIVATE SHADOWY

 "THESE COMPLETE STRANGERS DIDN'T INVITE ME TO SIT AT THEIR TABLE! I'M GONNA TELL TEACHER!"

LOL HISSTANK!

LOL.

94 comments:

  1. spiderpumkin is not wrong. I keep getting accused of offering nothing to the Joe community. Who is the God of the Joe community that needs offerings? Is their a Joe Soup Kitchen I could work at on weekends? Is there a Joe Outreach Program for underprivileged collectors who can't get laid?

    LOL Commander, with all due respect, are you trying to better this community or protect a few in the community? You obviously have a sore spot for anything or anyone who messes with the Joe Club. You can't stand it when the Joe Club gets any conflicting opinions that oppose yours and hey, this is your site, so I get it. I'm just trying to figure out a group of people who never bothered to figure me out.
    SoM

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    1. LOL @ protecting and WHINEBENDER being too stupid to read who posted this.

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    2. LOL @ the people who spent over a grand for what will end up being the most epic fail joecon to date, hope the joedeclassified booth and tolan's seminar on plastic variances in vintage vehicles was well worth your price of admission.....ROFL

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    3. Oh, I'm sorry LOL Commander you must not have read my post. I believe I asked you a question? It's okay if you don't feel like answering. I know this is your sight, but after a while just writing people off as "too stupid," so YOU don't have to answer simple questions, will do nothing for your long term credibility. Just a friendly tip.
      SoM

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    4. You are innately unqualified to offer tips on credibility, WHINEBENDER. While it may comfort your fragile ego to imagine your inclusion here is due to existing grudges, LOLBRA has no interest in your message board drama. LOLBRA has no interest the few or the many. No one is immune. LOLBRA has no interest in any club. LOLBRA has no interest in contributions to any community. LOLBRA does not care about you, not any of you. LOLBRA is only here to LOL at whining and stupidity, your two personal areas of expertise.

      And this is not a sight, you disgracefully uneducated buffoon.

      LOL.

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    5. LOLSTRO - Great hearing from you again! I know you love to answer with mission statements about this sight but, you have yet to prove these mission statements to anyone on this board. Also, what drama am I bringing? You went after me first so I guess this sight is stuck with me. How about these questions you don't and will never answer? Have we met? How do you know my qualifications on anything? Is there a degree in GI Joe I missed? And the whiny thing is getting old. How about a real reason to hate me?

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    6. Sorry forgot to sign...Love SoM

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    7. The most fun and entertaining part about this blog, is that 90% of the posts are now from people taking shots at the LOLHISSTANKERS, With a tiny percentage of posts mixed in that have anything at all to do with what they copy paste here. Makes you wonder if that is what they planned out when they sat down and decided this blog would be a great idea.

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  2. By bitching and moaning because they don't want to hang out with you? GET OVER IT. You are such a crybaby cunt that I'm baffled how you have time for anything else. You can cry "clique" all you want but you're pretty much just reinforcing any decision not to socialize with you by crying about it nonstop.

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    1. But Swami, what If I give back to the Joe community? Would that make me less of a cunt? That's my question and, I didn't have to call you a cunt to ask it.

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    2. No. You've grabbed one little thread and you're clutching it for all it's worth.

      Here is my thing ( I'm going to pretend you care what I think for a second): I don't know you. But the person you present online is not a person I would want to hang out with--online or in real life. There's a difference between being negative and being constructive.

      I've said it before and I'll say it again, if there are people from Hasbro and the Joe Club that read the boards, they are going to tune out 99% of the noise and miss the good, constructive criticism along the way because of that noise. I'm not saying that complaints aren't due here and there--this year has been incredibly trying for Joe fans. But the way that you do it is just as important.

      As for this shadow group that's being "protected"... It's not really a shadow, nor is it protected. The loudest people often catch the most infamy. People know who Blade and Steelgrave are because of their attitudes. But almost no one knows that Steelgrave is an amazing customizer. Their attitudes are what makes them targets. Yours is the same.

      And I'll say this: I apologize for calling you a cunt. It was uncalled for and not constructive. While I enjoy lolhisstank, it would be nice if it didn't have to exist. I did nothing to further that by posting what I did.

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    3. Swami,

      You're a good guy! I too enjoy this site...you kind of have too when 4 people you don't know make me a frequent guest here.

      SoM

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  3. When I fly, I hope the pilot lets me in the cockpit and hang out. If not, I don't want to be part of his stupid clique anyway.

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  4. I said it in the actual thread - just because I go to Joecon doesn't mean I'm there to hang out with every reject and bloated blowhard I see. My social standards are wounded by being present, but they are not dead.

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  5. Joecon has become a joke. The people who think they are "stellar" in the joecon "in crowd" are a bunch of dudes who couldn't get a lay in high school, so they all gather at joecon to take turns riding the mamichula train. Then you have the "uber elite" who like to get together to discuss mold differentiation in vintage vehicles, or how many "pre-prod" items they have been able to acquire so they can say, "hey look at me". Oh and don't take any pictures, because clearly there is a vast group of people out there just dying to get images of G.I.Joe Pre-Prod and international items to sell.....rofl

    And by all means be sure and say high to the Joecon Ambassador while you are there, you know good old Rashawn Seams, i am sure if he hangs out long enough someone at joecon will be drunk enough to buy him a bus token back home to his park bench.

    LOL@CONATTENDEES, LOL@CONSTAFF, LOL@CONSETS, LOL@DUPES, LOL@JOECLUB, most of all LOL@ all of your empty wallets the week after, as you are home staring at your box of action figures you just spent over a grand on a trip to acquire, good times : )

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    1. serisly if anyone has some change i got to get home n this bus isnt gonna pay its own fare.

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    2. LOL @ broke and bitter hicks who think a grand is a wallet emptier.

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    3. LOL @ people who hide behind their money and "grown man toy collection" to make themselves feel special inside.

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    4. LOL @ the petty and jealous who despise everyone who can afford what they cannot.

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    5. LOL @ those who didn't get laid AND collected joes in high school.

      It's well past high school for Blade/Deckard and he still has that problem!

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    6. As if Blade made it past the 7th grade.

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    7. LOL @ people who love to support "progressivism" and would go out and campaign for Obama today, yet love to flaunt that they have a higher income level than others and enjoy being rich. Doesn't sound very progressive to me #HYPOCRITES

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    8. LOL @ people who believe progressives can't have money and conservatives have to have it.

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    9. What the fuck does any of this have to do with Obama you moron?

      LOL.

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    10. "LOLSTRO
      LOL @ the petty and jealous who despise everyone who can afford what they cannot."


      Those people are called Democrats or as we like to call them socialist progressives : )

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    11. That's funny considering all the "rich elite" complaining from the bigoted right wing serpentorslair trash.

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    12. That's funny considering Serpentorslair or any of the other toy fan sites on the web have nothing to do with hisstank, or the people who own this blog who got caught with their trow down, because their "G.I.Joe status" doesn't matchup with their real life opinions on how the world should be run : )

      This is LOLHISSTANK after all, gee i thought you guys were just here to make fun of members of Hisstank, but as usual you are just here to make fun of everyone. Unfortunately for you the rest of us can see through your facade, your a bunch of phonies, who get your jollies from hurting others, it wouldn't even have to be about toys, you would take any opportunity to take shots at anyone over just about anything if you thought you could get attention and feed your ego's by doing it.

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    13. Hey i know, joecon is this week, i know all four of you will be there, why don't you just use the con as an opportunity to run around trashing con attendees for their clothes, or their hair, or what kind of cars they drive, heck why stop at the attendees, i bet you could even find something snarky to say about the guests and contributors as well. You guys will come out of con feeling pumped if you can accomplish this, if you think trashing people from behind a computer screen is amazing you should try doing it to peoples faces, you will LOVE IT!

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    14. No need to get bent out of shape Adam. Nobody even knows your garbage site exists. Most of us had never even heard of it until someone let us know you were the RIP idiot. This isnt my blog, but I don't recall any rules about not making fun of people who started garbage sites after getting banned from hisstank.

      And when did any of the LOL people mention their politics? Looks like more clueless guessing from a dumbass hick.

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    15. I don't know who this Adam is you keep referring too, i think its you who are a poor guesser. I didn't even know what serpentorslair was until you mentioned it.....lol

      I am actually a current member of Hisstank, and i find it funny, if the politics mentioned above do not describe you, then why do you care enough to reply about it : )

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    16. You don't know who Adam is but you tell me you're a current member of hisstank when I mentioned him being banned. Isn't lying a sin bible freak?

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    17. What does me being a member of hisstank have anything to do with me being this dude you keep accusing me of being, you must have some kind of major personal issue with this dude to troll other people on here accusing them of being him.

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    18. So to sum up, first you called this dude you keep talking about a "right wing hick" which means you must not be a Republican or conservative otherwise why would you use these negative references, which makes the above statement true, you were offended by someone bringing your political beliefs into play as an analogy when commenting on the LOLHISSTANKERS opinions. Oh and I never try to guess who anyone is on this blog, i just call a shot, and wait to see people pretend to not be offended......lol

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    19. Someone doesn't know what "analogy" means and no one has explained why some idiot brought up politics in the first place.

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    20. Let me simplify, probably 90% of the posts copied to this blog are about people complaining about "pricing" "availability" and "elitism" within the hobby of G.I.Joe Collecting. Now, the bloggers here have made a repeated point to call these people, "whiners" "complainers" people who are "butt hurt because they can't afford what others can". The analogy is this, The Democrats or "progressives" have a big problem with the "rich 1%", the "big guy taking advantage of the little guy so he can pile up more cash". This is the theme of their campaign. Now if the people who own this blog were Democrats and held this position, isn't it kind of "hypocritical" to use the word another poster used above, to sit here and use this blog as a platform to laugh at the people who are less fortunate in the collecting community and call them "whiners" all the while praising the practices of the gijoe club and saying that the hobby of gi joe collecting having an "elite 1%" is perfectly acceptable, nobody should question, complain or comment about it.

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    21. That's not simplifying and you still don't know what "analogy" means. You haven't explained why some idiot brought up politics in the first place either. Nothing political has ever been posted by the blog owners but the idiot said they would campaign for Democrats. I guess stupid doesn't easily recognize its own.

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    22. I said "if the people who own this blog were Democrats", i assume whomever opened the discussion in the first place assumed that the blog owners are Democrats. Clearly whomever was making the responses above is a Democrat, or they would not have referred to the guy above as a "right wing hick". But the analogy is the comparison he is trying to make between the stance the bloggers take towards the way people collect, and how that would correlates to a conservative perspective, which is a comparison, and then he is stating that if the bloggers were Democrates, it would be the antithesis of their real life view points because they are bashing people who complain about equal opportunity for collectors in favor of promoting the people who have the means to get the elite items. Its a stretch, but the analogy is sound, even though he has no idea most likely what their political affiliation is.

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    23. Im just trying to decide which is more hilariously ignorant the guy who said "right wing hick" or the guy who said "socialist progressives".

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    24. Still not an analogy, and he wasn't saying "if" anything. It doesn't really matter. There is never a sound comparison between whining over the price of toys and debating matters of actual importance. If anyone was saying ha ha you can't feed your family, there might be a point somewhere.

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    25. Give them time i am sure they will find some way to work that in.......lol

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  6. Can't we all just get along?

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  7. I am so disappointed in Adam's behavior.

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  8. Being the misanthrope that I am, I'm confident that if my fiscally challenged self managed to actually attend a Joe-Con, I have no doubt I'd only attend one day or two at the very most.I'm just your average Joe collector,Starduster Status(incomplete).My mission would be to spend some money and look at stuff.So,to say there is a clique, I'd say of course! Every organization there is has a hierarchy,that's the way of the world.You can either be bothered by that,or you can accept it.The truth is, no matter what not everybody is going to like you!Enjoy GI Joe for it's purest reason-admiring action figures!It's absolutely okay to not have everything!I'd sure like an October Guard set,but It's okay if I don't.As for the afformentioned cliques-to my utter astonishment, there are members of fraternal orders running through out Joedom with one being a major player in this "community"!

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  9. http://www.hisstank.com/forum/g-i-joe-toys-vintage-discussion/241543-tfw2005er-needs-help-w-1994-unreleased-manimals-toys-3.html#post3729770


    [QUOTE=Gyre-Viper;3729770]Yeah it's either [I]shady -[/I]or- [I]shadowy[/I]. Either someone created that account to influence the outcome (shady) or someone created an account to hide who they are so no one knows they won (shadowy). Would not be surprised by either outcome. Just imagine if a Vortex had been involved.
    Even I might have bid then. heheh. That would have been nuts.[/QUOTE]

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  10. [QUOTE=nova;3460964]You gotta give some to get some.[/QUOTE]

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  11. LoL Spider.
    LoL

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  12. Since this thread has degenerated into an off topic flame-fest this is closed. It's not like anyone needs a reminder of what a useless, crybaby piece of shit Spidercumbin is, it's not like his boring ass thread bumps, obvious social retardation and inability to be a man isn't known, the word is out there and this thread need not go further.

    I can close threads here right? I'm pretty sure I have magic powers and shit.

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  13. The real question! Who's on top, Gary or Ken?

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    1. When you jerk off at night clutching your step-dad's cum soaked briefs how do you picture it?

      For the answer though, swing by the joe declassified booth, I'll even allow pictures. I wouldn't want you to just have to use my hisstank banners to wank to.

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    2. ...said the angry gay guy!

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    3. Yes I am. I'm angry because I'm homosexual. I hated myself for so long because of it. Nowadays I hate myself because I have no life outside of the internet. I'm just another wannabe nobody in California. Acting superior to people on Hisstank and the other five million sites I'm on makes my suffering a little easier to bear. If I can be smarter and cooler than the total strangers I make fun of on the internet then my life has meaning. Right?

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    4. It cracks me up to see you little pussies get pissed off at someone like kneroh for having a laugh at your stupidity and then claim he's the angry one.

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    5. No it doesn't. You haven't laughed in years. Your crying inside right now.

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    6. Uh oh. An anonymous stranger on the internet doesn't like me! I knew I picked the wrong day to stop cutting.


      *ahhhhhh!!* so gay! *it hurts!* so gay!

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    7. You mean "You're crying," idiot.

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    8. You just repeated what I said! Come up with your own shit.

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    9. you kneroh guy are not funny

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    10. bashen gays is not cool kneroh

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  14. Spiderpumpkin is a fucking retard. We all hate him.

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  15. It's so painfully obvious that this blog belongs to Gyre and Kneroh. Why didn't you guys tell me about it?

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    1. I wish I could take credit for it, well... not all of it. Lol hits the mark on a lot of posts but some of them leave me scratching my head. Like the last time SoM was featured. I didn't understand how that earned the ire that others have got.

      And look how he responds to people when he does I'm normally a lot more dickish. Anyways, no matter to me either. Tis the internet and people are going to believe what they believe regardless and I'm sure they'd be nothing I could say to change your mind if it's already made up.

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    2. No offense to the LolCommander, but if it did belong to either of those two it would be rolling in jokes as opposed to just pointing out LOLz. Also, there's a whole cast of whiners and losses to humanity that would be featured as opposed to the supporting cast that has presented itself.

      Keep trying.

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    3. No offense to the LolCommander, but if it did belong to either of those two it would be rolling in jokes as opposed to just pointing out LOLz. Also, there's a whole cast of whiners and losses to humanity that would be featured as opposed to the supporting cast that has presented itself.

      Keep trying.

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    4. Ok, time to come clean. This is my blog. And now that it has a high enough profile, I'm shutting it down.

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    5. I believe you. It was Gyre's idea then, huh? The only other tankers that come to mind are Gunslingercbr and Zefram. This blog would suit them. Spiderpumpkin put up a link to here on the tank. That's how I found it.

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    6. Don't be so sure. Headman or Starbuck could pull this off as well.

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  16. I have nothing to do with this blog. Who is Brian?

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    1. Brianf1280. I'm a lurker over on the tank. I love a mystery.

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    2. What are you doing here Gyre-Viper if you have nothing to do with this site?

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    3. Do YOU have something to do with this site?

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  17. Good chance Starbucks involved. No way it's Headman. He would of taken credit by now. It would be named Headman's LOL Hisstank.

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    1. He's not involved. You should post more on the Tank. If your detective skills are any indicator, you'd have a featured spot on here in no time.

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  18. It's more than likely the Iron Grenadiers group from the HissTank RPG. If you notice, not one post is EVER directed towards any of those assclowns, yet they bitch, whine and troll just as much as everyone they make fun of.

    I think they should start using their real names, but we know that they wouldn't do that. They want to LOL at people, not have people LOL at them.

    Its ok though, someone will surely smack them at JoeCon. There's only so much you can bully people and not expect a reaction from them.

    See you all in NOLA!

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    1. Well, "Scott"... Some of us aren't hiding. Feel free to try and "LOL at me" anytime you want.

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    2. Funny, I don't feel like an assclown. But so be it, have your LOL's Scott.

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    3. Yes, everyone start using your real names so's ya'll can all be held countable! Using real names means there's a unique name for everyone!

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    4. Scott, I've never posted here before, primarily because my group has never been called out by name before. I'm Sgt Humpty on all of the forums that I belong to. I'm not hard to find. I've never bothered to hide from anyone and my real name has been attached to my blogger profile since I created it a few years ago. Do your research and you'll see that I'm not lying. I'm posting because I find it odd that you have this sudden issue with me because you believe that a group of 30+ people, of which I am a member, is responsible for this blog. Even if that were true, it certainly wouldn't be all of us, would it? I'm a pretty certain that I've never taken a shot at you. If you have an issue with one or two or our members, then address it with them. Don't run around calling the whole group of us names. All it does is feeds the fire.

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    5. Actually Scott there's been quite a few IGs called out on this site. 3 of which I consider friends, and 1 who is a frequent target that I had no beef but he was only on the team a short while and I never got a chance to know him very well.

      I realize that I or another IG may have upset you at some point and I sincerely apologize. Wanting one of us straight up murdered though? Come on.

      I've never hid behind a name online. My name is Ken Huss, I've made it know up and down quite often, if you or anyone else wants to reach me it's not hard. I'm one of what? Maybe 2 or 3 openly gay members in hobby of some of most socially conservative people out there, short of competitive cross burners. I've never pulled my punches on hisstank, or hid away from the things I said behind the internet's vial of anonymity, why would I start now on a new website under a lol name? It makes no sense.

      If someone wants to call me an asshole I don't mind it. 9 times out of 10 I probably am being one. Just as I respect this site's power to call a spade a shade I expect it out of the people I interact with to do the same to me when needed. No judgement, no grudges, it's just the internet and we should be able to police each other. We're all adults.

      As far as hisstank goes... I love hisstank. It's honestly the greatest community out there. I've made so many great friends and allies via my time there. It's the biggest site so you're going to experience it all there. The greatest person the digital world has to offer and most backward douche that leaves you scratching your head wondering how he even has the ability to turn on his computer. I don't mean that to sound negative but that's another reason why I love the site. I love that dichotomy. You can not find that anywhere else! If I wanted to sit on some site where everyone just agreed about everything where is the adventure in that? Give me diversity! Give me a debate! Give me some fucking fire!

      So have fun in Nola Scott, enjoy the con. I will be there as always. I will not be keeping a low profile or hiding out, as always. Come and say hello. Get to know the dude you pretty much just wished would be shot (and his friends) before you you condemn me and others.

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    6. Ken,

      As much as I am not a fan of some of the IG's, you and Don don't owe this site or even Hiss Tank any explanations.

      SoM

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  19. Scott, will you truly try to physically assault me at Joecon based upon your ridiculous assertion that I am a part of lolhisstank solely based upon my membership in the IGs?

    That sounds like a threat to me.

    You bully.

    -jaimanstone

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  20. Well Jaimanstone, I never said it would be me doing the smacking, but I'm sure guys like troublemagnet cant wait to meet you all!

    Remember, Iron Grenadiers, you may be "LOLing", but bullets hurt. You should be careful with people, because the more you push them, the more they're going to push back.

    Have to get in my car, driving from TX. See you guys tomorrow!

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    1. But who's going to loan troublemagnet enough money to go to the convention?

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  21. Oh, and Starbuck? We LOL at you all the time. Your shitty customs, your attempt to play both sides of the fence...

    Do your IG buddies know about all the shit you talk on the 118th? I'm sure they don't...oh, but wait, Gary Goggles has a "secret" name there that he thinks we don't know about. That's the REAL lol!

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    1. Ha! Nice work Frank Drebin!

      Did you ever wonder why there isn't a LOL1:18th? Because nobody cares what happens there.

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  22. I'm hurt that no one thinks it's me :\ I've been LOLing at you ass hats on Hisstank forever.

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  23. Okay, a bunch of people get upset at Hisstank because of the way it is moderated and form their own site(118th), so they can say what they want. When different people form a blog and make fun of Hisstank and say what they want, the people who formed their own site take what the blog is saying personally and defend the site that they were upset with to begin with. LOL

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  24. What, pray tell, is the difference between lolhisstank and the hisstankbusters on the 118th? Me thinks the Trollz doth protest too much

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    1. The moderators here know how to spell and use proper grammar.

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  25. Yeah, you found us out. All 90+ people who have ever been on our roster get together every few days and put this mess together to poke fun. And we would have gotten away with it, too, if it wasn't for you pesky kids!

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  26. Scott, I'm not a gynecologist, but I think you may need to get some of the sand out of your vagina.

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  27. Ummm...... Interesting ........... very interesting!

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  28. Just chiming in to say this is a great blog!!!

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    1. I wish I'd slit your throat when I jacked your car Darren.

      Next time I'll fuck you up good and proper

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