I hate that my high school guidance counselor never mentioned the awesome career possibility of being a professional scalper.
fo sho, where do I apply for this awesome job??
You will have to submit an application to one of THE ELITE in person at JoeCon. Perhaps it is time to polish up that résumé.
Professional scalpers dont take expensive plane trips. They drive, so they can stop at all the dollar generals and buy up all those joes before any of the worthy collectors can get their entitlement.
And they will scam them for $3.50
I hate that my high school guidance counselor never mentioned the awesome career possibility of being a professional scalper.
ReplyDeletefo sho, where do I apply for this awesome job??
ReplyDeleteYou will have to submit an application to one of THE ELITE in person at JoeCon. Perhaps it is time to polish up that résumé.
DeleteProfessional scalpers dont take expensive plane trips. They drive, so they can stop at all the dollar generals and buy up all those joes before any of the worthy collectors can get their entitlement.
ReplyDeleteAnd they will scam them for $3.50
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