IT'S TRUE! AVERAGE FANS ARE EXCLUDED! NEW ORLEANS WAS LIKE AN EPISODE OF LIFESTYLES OF THE RICH AND FAMOUS. IT WAS ALL GYRE-VIPER AND HIS MINIONS AND CMDERINCHIEF AND HIS POSSE OF ONE PERCENTERS. REAL JOE FANS CAN'T AFFORD THE EXTRAVAGANCE!
LOL HISSTANK!
LOL.
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ReplyDeleteThe filth is the LOLBra blog and if Iran nuked them tomorrow I would jump for joy! You are the enemy of the American people LOLBra blog. YOU ARE HATED MOTHER FUCKERS!
ReplyDeleteHey ! be nice to kneroh ! show some respect for the elite of the elite !
DeleteThis is not exactly the mad rant you're probably expecting. I JUST REALLY LOVE hisstank
ReplyDeleteIt really is one of the reasons why life is great.
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ReplyDeleteFORGET lolhisstank, Come join us at OG13 !
ReplyDeleteLarry Hama totally endorses it !
I endorse this message.
DeleteI think hes fake yoyu just signed up as his name.
DeleteNot thereal Larry hamm nice try tho!
and where is og31
Deletewhops,hama not hamm doh!
DeleteHe said it on face book
DeleteWhatever OG13 is, I am NOT endorsing it.Some joker hands me a card with OG13 on it @ my table in San Diego and asks me to hold it up for a pic. Now he is saying I am endorsing it. Totally uncool. This is making me rethink my whole photo policy.
thast going to ruin it for other people who meet him,thanks jerk
I also endorse this message.
Deletekneroh endorses all these messages.
DeleteGah. I'm so sick of defending myself but I feel like you're one of those people who would equate silence as an omission of guilt... so Hi. I'm off to go do something elitist now... Have a great day!
DeleteNot as funny as it was 5 days ago ? awwww.
DeleteIt's gone from "LOL! I mean, NOT ME" to "I'm so sick of defending myself" in only 5 days...what can we do about this then ?
What's funny is that you are bashing kneroh and hide behind a anonymous tag. You come at him for being gay a fact that's well know in the community already and I'm sure he's pretty comfortable with. You swear up and down that he is behind this site and offer no proof to back it but yet throw insults around like candy. Kneroh is a friend of mind and I won't sit by and watch him get bashed on.
DeleteKingBH, defend kneroh all you like buddy, all you like.
DeleteIf you knew how the IG's really felt about you then you might not be so quick to defend.
Let's just leave it at that, K ? :)
Anyone who thinks there's any sense to the idea that kneroh blogs under a new name and posts in the comments under the one everybody knows is just stupid.
DeleteHow about you tell me sense you know so well what they think of me. Let's up the game put your money were your mouth is or in this case fingers.
DeleteWell I know how some of the IG's feel about me already. So, let's cut through the BS and answer the Kings question. Shall we?? Going after any Joe collector because they're gay is just damn sleazy. I don't care if all the IG's want me dead, I would never come at them for race or sexual orientation. I'm embarrassed that some people on this board collect GI Joe. I do have to commend the players of LOL for dispensing with some of the hate.
DeleteSoM
In all sincerity, even though I appreciate this blog, if Kneroh was behind it it would probably be a lot funnier and biting.
DeleteI did not even know who kneroh was until he commented here or followed our twitter account. I forget which. The closest kneroh has come to being part of LOLBRA was being a few people ahead of us in line at con. After getting a closer look at the guy, he's pretty hot. Maybe that's why all these losers hate on him so much.
DeleteLOL.
Pretty sure this only going to add more fuel to the fire that me being lolbra and I guess 1/2 the anonymous and named commentors on this site. Hey, thanks for the compliment though!
DeleteIf you were we would have expected you to be saving us a place in the line.
DeleteLOL.
An anonymous reader mentioned this above, but I would love to see one of these simpletons offer a logical explanation for The Kneroh Theory. As it has been posited in our comments sections, kneroh tells anyone exactly what is on his mind on hisstank, authors blog posts here under a different name, and then tells anyone exactly what is on his mind in the comments sections of those blog posts using his own user name again. If he has no problem calling an idiot an idiot on hisstank or on our blog, why would he deny the accusation if it were him?
DeleteWe have been asked why we do not blog under our hisstank user names. The very simple answer to that question is we are not on hisstank. We are not the mean elitists on hisstank against whom you were already holding grudges because we are not on hisstank. We are a completely separate cabal of mean elitists. Believe it or not, there are more than four or five people in the world capable of identifying stupidity.
LOL.
LOLSTRO you're going to make their brains hurt.
DeleteLOL.
LOLBRA is embarrassed by many of these people too. We discussed deleting some of the homophobic, racist and sexist comments. We had always intended for this to be a free for all environment and we decided to stick to that. All their "UR A FAG" shit only shows everyone what kind of people they are. We do not mind being called homos because we are not eight year olds or rednecks.
LOL.
"The very simple answer to that question is we are not on hisstank."
DeleteYou realize how brain damaged you just made your self sound ?
Your not on HISSTANK ?
OK Black Llama/LOLSTROKE.....whatever !
Oh and KBH, wake up dude ! you are a good guy and I have no beef with you BUT maybe you should flip back a few LOL posts where they make fun of you HERE and ask kneroh (who LOVES this place) why he did NOTHING to defend his good buddy KBH.
Is that what friends do to friends ?
They laugh at your "elementary school rants" "blind spelling" and your love for pics of women that would "find him revolting".
To them, you are a joke.
Again IG's don't like you, there is an inner circle to their circle, that's why I left the IG's way back just before it turned into a gang of bullies.
True dat !
DeleteKingB, your defending people that have not and will not come to your defense when "lolbra" makes fun of you here.
But your best buds all love this place and have nothing to say when lolbra makes you look like a fool.
You call them your friends ?
Think about it dude, just think about it, does it make sense ?
Fuck kneroh ! Join OG13 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DeleteSonOfMindbender - I can't get behind this line of thinking gentlemen and I hope none of you are Merc$. I know this sounds funny coming from me but, not all IG's are bullies. The IG's I made trouble with a while back have a lot of friends from many sites, and I don't think any IG's are directly involved with this site. I will admit, I did think the IG's did have something to do with this site at first but I don't see it. I will say this again...going after someone for their sexual orientation is sleazy and something I will ever get behind. We're toy fans, not bigots.
DeleteSoM
At least one of you is on Hisstank. Because Mrs. Delolbray admitted her identity to a person she thought she could trust. And last i checked mamichula was a member of hisstank......LOL
DeleteLOL!
Deletewhat does mamichula have to do with this?
DeleteI am also curious as to why mamichula was brought up, mind shedding some light on this?
DeleteSonOfMindbender - mamichula has nothing to do with this site!! This is coming from a guy that was hit hard by this site twice. Let's not go around accusing people without proof folks. Look, I would love to know who runs this place, if only to invite them in person for a beer. I admit was angry at this site at first. After a while you have to say fuck it...It's the INTERNET people, get over it. This place has not changed what I do one bit. LOL is not the problem. It's the people who know they can come here and spit venom anonymously. Think about it.
DeleteSoM
These people should be locked up in a padded room somewhere. They're starting to invent narratives for their delusions.
DeleteLOL.
I agree with SoM...
DeleteThere have been some horrible things said here because the poster can hide behind any name he/she chooses.
Can someone explain how if Hasbrotoyshop.com didn't post SDCC Exclusives online after the convention, they'd be open to a lawsuit? They are SDCC Exclusives, no? SDCC means "San Diego Comic-Con", not "sit on my ass and F5". If you don't go to Comic-Con, then why are you entitled to the exclusives? Can someone please, honestly, explain this rationale to me.
ReplyDeleteBecause there was a flyer at SDCC that said they'd be available on hts, and everyone knows flyers are legally binding and just the smoking gun any lawyer needs to win false advertising and bait and switch claims.
DeletePay no attention to the fact that nothing about this situation is even close to bait and switch or false advertising. Pay no attention to that at all.
Yeah its so stupid, they should not even have them if they don't make enogh to go around,I'm quiting collecting as off this post. try mkaing my own now on off parts and swaps
ReplyDeleteSick of missing out on the best stuff cuz hasro can't fuction like a profesial company.
not paying scalper price neither.
^^Can't tell if joking :-/
Delete^^Hey everyone, welcome Unclassified !
Deletehaha, types with and thinks with knuckles, yep it's unclassified.
DeleteI'm not going to collect full figures anymore because, I couldn't get one I wanted. I'll show Hasblow by collecting the separate pieces and putting them together. LOL
DeleteLOL!
DeleteWhy would I be jocking? they made figures that evryone wants but only the real collectors have to pay scalper prices,go look at ebay.
ReplyDeleteI betting cases are bought up by hasbro staff at holesale so they can resell them on Ebay and make a killing,meanwile other scalpers get them easy.
sorry dont support this anymore.
Dont be jerks you can think its funny but i dont and Im done.
You like paying sclaper prices then keep suporting it than well see who thinks its funny.
DeleteGood. Go be done somewhere far away.
Deletewhat are you even talkinbg about?
DeleteI'm a true fan collector no reason they cant make these availble for the real fans.
you must be a scalper or a harbo scapler with the inside deals and not a real fan.
hasbro not harbo
DeleteDamn it!
They are available for real fans or anyone else. There are more than enough on ebay right now. That's where I got mine.
DeleteShould have a lol post at hasbro for hepling scalpers and not collectors.
ReplyDeletecollectores are the trrue fans not scalpers.
DeleteOh No! A COMIC CON EXCLUSIVE ISNT READILY AVAILABLE TO PEOPLE WHO DIDNT ATTEND THE CONVENTION! ZOMG! PEOPLE ON EBAY ARE ACTUALLY TRYING TO MAKE A PROFIT! ZOMG! HTS SOLD OUT OF A HIGHLY ANTICIPATED ITEM!
ReplyDeleteWhat a bunch of idiots. If you don't want to pay scalper prices, go to the Convention(s). If the conventions are too expensive, get a job that doesn't require you to say "do you want fries with that?"
Why wont HT ban these people? What the hell do they contribute to the community? I didnt get a Jinx that I really wanted (as my sister and I are both ninja fans). I understand that I cant afford it right now but at least I'll save up for it rather than WHINE ON EVERY FORUM POSSIBLE.
Ugh, and seriously, can some of you attempt to use SPELL CHECK before hitting publish? Its like trying to read translations through babblefish.
So i'm going to get banned cuz I didnt go to the convetions?
DeleteSclaper prices are bad enough but you think i should have to save up over 1000doolers to fly to a comic covenmtioin to get 1 GIJOE figure?
your nuts!
if we all complain loud enough than they will have to make these for retail and if they dont than they are loosing money and fans. true fans like me that would loyally collect if GIJOE in stores like the goodold days they never sold jinx at convetuons in the 80s so why now?
makes no sense,pelple reqally want these figures and most went to scalpers and hasbro staff to resell on Ebay and they are makiong a killing you dont see all this??
Your ok with it than you need do nothing,dont boither posting if you dont care about the state of GIJOE some of us are takeing a stand
spelling and typing are not my stong points,so what,yuse your brain.
if you want to insult me youll have to do better thaqn that,pff!
dont even post,thanks.
Wow, you aren't too bright, are you? You may want to use google for more than porn and look up the word "exclusive." That means (I'll try to dumb it down for you) that you have to actually ATTEND the convention/show in question in order to get it. That's what makes it an EXCLUSIVE. I know, it's a pretty tough concept to grasp, but I'm sure with a few weeks of study you might be able to grasp the concept.
DeleteIt's whiny, self entitled people like this that ruin it for everyone else. Yes, you have to save "1000 doolers" to go to the show and get the exclusive. If you don't want to pay to go to the show, don't whine about the price elsewhere.
As for insulting your spelling, you're doing a fine job of insulting my brain's ability to decipher someone writing at a 4th grade level. Good for you. Here's a gold star.
---KiNg+CoBrA=
DeleteWow you shode uz how smart you be with that here definition of EXCLUSIVE! You're a fucking Braniac."I know, it's a pretty tough concept to grasp, but I'm sure with a few weeks of study you might be able to grasp the concept." Lol I don't think you understand the concept of redundancy.YOU KiNG SHitBaLl, don't undrstand his gripe. He doesn't like WHO THE FUCKING EXCLUSIVES ARE,DUMBFUCK. Alot of people aren't happy that the EXCLUSIVES are all key charachters that 25th fans want to complete their collection. Nobody has a problem with IGs or Cobra Army builders being overpriced con exclusives.To keep up the average fan would have shelled out a lot of money to get The IG/October Guard Set, DARKLON. JINX and some Annhilators. If you don't go to the cons, your talking close to a grand, easy. The little guy is left with Recalled Retaliation scraps, while the guys with the money are the only ones having fun. Most people that have been sticking with joe since 2007 are being priced out of the market.
Ruckus,
DeleteI could care less about your angst. Want exclusives? Go to the show. Can't afford to go? Too bad, so sad. Hasbro isn't in business to cater to your financial woes. They offer exclusives to fans who support the line, things we WOULDN'T get at retail.
But alas, I really don't have the time, nor the patience, to try to explain logic to you as it's clear to see that you're one of those DONT TREAD ON ME type of people.
I won't hold it against you as you make my fries.
That you can't afford to collect toys does not mean "most people" are being priced out.
DeleteKing Cobra, that wasn't me posting that. Someone was doing that as me. I have no problem with what you've said, and if you look at my previous posts, you'll see that. I suspect it was the same person who you've been going back and forth with based on the terrible grammar and sentence structure. I actually went to SDCC and bought the exclusives I want.
DeleteHey RuckusJr,
DeleteIf that is indeed the case, then allow me to apologize for directing my comments towards you. I guess that's one of the downfalls of having a blog where users can post as anonymous and/or under someone's handle.
anyone know how to contact the mods here.?
ReplyDeleteIclick there names but it goes to a twittwer account.
I dont have a twitter account,sorry.
LOLBRA !
ReplyDeleteThis blog has gone on too long, it is nothing but a stain on the internet and an embarrassment of the Joe community.
How bad do you want to keep this blog running ?
Are you willing to take down all those around you with it ?
Whether you support this place or blog here if this continues a small group are totally prepared to make this place a living hell for the bloggers, supporters and BLOG ADMIN.
You have only a very small sample of what we are willing to do.
We suggest you put an end to this, here are our terms:
LOL blog all you like until August 1 2012 and we will not post here at all(can't guarantee no one will that is not part of our group) anymore.
If any LOLBRA blogging continues after Aug 1 2012 then we are going to hit this place so hard the BLOG ADMINs will shut you down, we won't stop til this place dies.
Up to you.
As of this post you will not here from us anymore BUT if anything gets blogged after Aug 1st then we bend this place til it breaks.
Names will be named and absolutely nothing will be held back so if you don't like your name on here then let your LOLBRA buddies know how you feel.
Is it worth it ?
You think it has been bad up to this point ?
We are willing to let it go and move on, are you ?
Can we just go back to enjoying toys without the added drama and let this place die with a little dignity ?
Ball is in your court LOLBRA.
You decide.
Because vague, non-existent threats from someone that can't form a basic paragraph (let alone spell most of it correctly even with a spell check) are totally frightening. What are you going to do, start your own poorly spelled and vapid blog that no one will read?
Deletehttp://EL-OH-EL-HIZTENK.derkaderka.com
DeleteWhy wait until August? If you've got the ability to stop it now, why wait? Are you taking a summer course on remedial spelling and grammar that ends then?
DeleteAnd if you somehow by the grace of Makow are able to stop this site, what makes you think two more won't take it's place? Newsflash: the war is over. Morons lost.
so...
Deletedo we still have to wait until August or what?
Hey, when does LOLmageddon start?
Delete-=KiNg+CoBrA=-
ReplyDeletescumbag faggot, kneroh's rim job boy
Really? This is how you expect to win the argument?
DeleteI don't think he's won anything since that extra chromosome in the genetic lottery.
DeleteIt's like you choose a bunch of random words from a fish bowl and had your social worker type them out for you.
ReplyDeleteyou don't like internet insult madlibs? it probably because you are a(n) (adj) (noun).
DeleteJames Holmes CIA/MK ULTRA mind control victim.Once again an UNEMPLOYED "lone nut" somehow can afford 20,000 worth of SWAT equipment.
ReplyDeleteInitial reports of shooter having one or more accomplices, later retracted (just like Oklahoma City and Columbine)
CIA links to lab where holmes worked, much like Virginia Tech had DARPA connections
Civilians can not purchase tear gas.
71 people hit-asssuming 100% accuracy,Holmes would have to change multiples of magazines and equipment numerous times.
How does a med -student able to build complex explosive booby traps with NO MILITARY TRAINING?
Incident happens just as UN is mulling over major gun laws.
Movie Theatre doors close inwards-can not be kicked in-steel-reinforced doors.
Kenroh is a mason-"Chaos produces change-controlled Chaos produces controlled Change"
Illuminati occult signature- 7+19+2012= 22, sacred number multitude of 11.
Have to change multiples of magazines? You've obviously been lying the entire time you've been claiming you served in the military.
DeleteI'm talking about changing different magazines with different weapons dumbass.
DeleteWhich you know wasn't necessary if you knew anything about firearms DUMBASS. Lying about military service makes you even more of a scumbag than anyone previously realized.
Deletehttp://tinypic.com/r/j5h5wk/6
ReplyDeleteYou are my mortal enemy.
DeleteI embrace heterosexuality and the sanctity of the family.
You are a disgusting pervert, probably a catcher.
I enjoy music made for heterosexual men and their intrests it's called THRASH FUCKING METAL
Ironically one of my favorite thrash bands is Sodom. With Kenny boy it's a poop-chute accident waiting to happen.
Some day soon, Kennny boy gets to look forward to wearing Depends for the rest of his adult life.
Kenny calls me a "breeder" Fuck yes, and proud of it.SEX IS FOR REPRODUCTION KENNY BOY, not tickiling your bung hole for your perverted pleasure.My kids will take care of me when I'm old-you'll be the disgusting old man
none of the twinks want to fuck anymore.
I HATE YOUR FUCKING GUTS KENNY You are the epitome of what's wrong with America today.Were you molosted by a family member, Kenny-Boy? Why else the disgusting Xamot/Tomax anal sex refrence? Why would brothers have sex with each other? Are you trying to tell us something,Kenny?No matter what clever rhetoric/witty response you come up with, it doesn't matter.I'm homophobic and proud of it! Straight Pride!!!!!!!
Your children will remember that dear, deranged daddy was borrowing money for action figures instead of taking care of them and abandon you to rot.
DeleteHis children won't live that long if he doesn't feed them! He should be dragged away to a fema concentration camp long before it's an issue though.
DeleteChildren tend to rebel hardest in "sanctimonius" families. So they'll go to the one place that deadbeat daddy hates most... THE GAYS!
DeleteI would call you a closet homosexual Jeremy, however I would hate to insult the gay and lesbian community that way.
DeleteI hope his kids become the most flaming gay porn stars in the history of film.
ReplyDeletethen what would dear daddy do?
nothing, because he's a useless piece of trash (probably like his dad before him)
is it august 1st yet? I don't see a reason to wait.
That's nice that Ken is your mortal enemy.
ReplyDeleteI'm guessing to Ken you're... just some guy.
some batshit crazy guy, more likely.
DeleteI'm going to try to act surprised on the day he murders me when it plays out identically to the ending of American Beauty.
DeleteThe key to your survival is to always live one stop further than the 77 crosstown can take him. Thank Makow for public transportation.
DeleteYou know nothing about me.I'm not the one threating to shut this site down.All you homo-lovers can do is talk shit. You're all fucking fags-homo/hasbro apologists..My kids have more toys than I do.My kids won't become gay. Homosexuality is a developmental disorder. Homosexuality is Satanism.You are all going to burn for all eternity.Misfit, go suck a dick. It's all you emo/hipster non-metal fags know best.
ReplyDeleteyou can do better than that...
DeleteSadly, he can't. He's a sputtering, red-faced man-baby with severe social limitations.
DeleteOh, Jeremy... Do you have any idea how many gay artists are in the metal scene?
DeleteI'll give you a hint... It's a lot.
So "non-metal" is supposed to be an insult? This idiot has the brain of a 13 year old. I hope his kids ARE gay instead of suffering from the actual developmental disorder that left him with a 70 IQ.
DeleteJeremy is obviously trying to relay a secret message that he wants to be my new best friend !
DeleteDr. Makow said so...it must be true!
Please get off the internet and try to make some money so we can eat soon daddy!
DeleteI was hell bent for leather and bangin' dudes before it was cool.
DeleteJudas Priest sucks. Do any of you understand the term THRASH METAL? JP is not THRASH METAL. Go jerk off to Weezer or what ever hipster/emo/crybaby/mangina/ironic music you listen to.The term "METAL UP YOUR ASS has a whole new meaning with Misfit,Kenroh and the rest of you. LOLZ
ReplyDeleteWhat a trip... Weezer just happened to come on as I was reading this! If I wasn't so busy enjoying my life and being well off financially and socially I'd probably try to spend some time investigating whether there was any deeper meaning to that coincidence.
DeleteI can't be as cool as Jeremy and listen to Sodom all the time.
Deletebut then again, I probably know just a little more about the world of punk, hardcore and thrash than he does.
Does Henry endorse thrash metal?
Hank doesn't endorse thrash metal. He just points at it's sticker with a sharpie.
DeleteHe was deep into the Carpenters until he found out it wasn't a bunch of burly men singing about construction work.
Did someone say thrash metal, because I'm totally not gay? I just make hetero man love to Lars while on the road.
DeleteYour Kirk Hammett refrence betrays your lack of comprehension of the Thrash Metal sub-culture or metal fans in general. TRUE METAL HEADS HATE METALLICA ever since August 12th, 1991...I'm a big fan of the guy he replaced, though.You probably hate 'ol Dave because he's a conspiracy theorist like me.Punk and hardcore suck. Once they learn how to play their instruments they become metal bands.I can't shit on hardcore to much though, love me some DRI and DR.Know and once in awhile some Minor Threat.Got to go and listen to some DARK FUCKING ANGEL and their hit song "THE BURNING OF SODOM"
ReplyDeleteOnce, the tale of Sodom
Brought anguish to the eyes
Of all god-fearing people
With eternal afterlives
Sin and lust run rampant now
Perversion on the rise
Reliving all the ways of old
Gomorrah realized
Sodom, an unholy place
Angels searched for a few
Souls who'd yet to fall from grace
To save them from the doom
Paradise of pleasures lost
Herein the future lies
Laughing at the "holy cross"
As death rained from the skies
Falling from the heavens
Angels lie decayed
Burning, city of Sodom
One by one, sinners pay
Skeptics failed to heed the call
Of angels sent to tell
Of the impending death to all
In blazing city hell
Consorting with the demons craft
The ways of god repelled
Burning cross, cause to laugh
Lot, the one expelled
Falling from the heavens
Angels lie decayed
Burning, city of Sodom
One by one, sinners pay
The sufferers' impalement
Inside the city gates
Worshiping the holy priests
The masters of all hate
The flag of the inverted cross
Menacing, held high
Laughing at the "holy cross"
At twelve, the virgin dies!!!
Our righteous family did escape
The family-father lot
Sinful daughters succumbed to rape
Not as holy as thought!!!
Mankind throughout eternity
Built on evils' designs
The resilience of iniquity
Lives on in christian minds
Falling from the heavens
Angels lie decayed
Burning, city of Sodom
One by one, sinners pay!!!
I'm crazy flowing over with ideas
DeleteA thousand ways to woo a lover so sincere
Love and hate, what a beautiful combination
Sending shivers up and down my spine
For every Casanova that appears
My sense of hesitation disappears
Love and hate, what a beautiful combination
Sending shivers up and down my spine
And the lovers that you sent for me
Didn't come with any satisfaction guarantee
So I return them to the sender
And the note attached will read
How I love to hate you
I love to hate you
I love to hate you
I love to hate you
Oh, you really still expect me to believe
Every single letter I receive
Sorry you, what a shameful situation
Sending shivers up and down my spine
Ooh, I like to read a murder mystery
I like to know the killer isn't me
Love and hate, what a beautiful combination
Sending shivers, make me quiver
Feel it sliver up and down my spine
And the lovers that you sent for me
Didn't come with any satisfaction guarantee
So I return them to the sender
And the note attached will read
How I love to hate you
I love to hate you
I love to hate you
I love to hate you
Gay jokes and posting song lyrics, did you actually finish middle school or did they kick you out before the 8th grade class trip?
DeletePS "Thrash Metal" fan, any purveyor of heavy metal will tell you that the heart of Metallica died on September 27 1986. Though I refuse to start an actual debate with you over music as I don't think I can dumb myself down enough to approach things on a level you would understand.
It looks like Jeremy knows jack and shit about thrash. Metallica are known as one of the founding thrash metal bands after their early work. Shit, my band Queen is regarded to have one of the first thrash metal songs in Stone Cold Crazy, which Metallica later covered I might add. And it goes without saying that I, too, loved the dick.
DeleteAt least you got one thing right, Dave Mustaine is a thrash metal artist. Otherwise, you're out of your league, son. You don't even have knowledge of what you are arguing. Now go finish your homework, high schools start early and I can even tell from the grave it is getting a bit late.
What offends me most is the miss use of the phrase "hit song." remember when " The burning of Sodom" was played non stop on the radio and Kelly Clarkson sang it on American Idol? No? Because that happened in a parallel dimension where it was a hit song.
DeleteYou know who cares about what kind of music other people listen to? Children. Children and mentally fucking retarded adults.
DeleteDoes no one else see the irony of this guy calling out other peoples music tastes, saying that only he likes the good music, and no one understands the stuff he likes, and yet he calls others hipsters?
DeleteUnlike that garbage"American Beauty" movie,Kenroh, I'm not a suppressed homosexual. What gays won't tell you is that they are most attracted to straight men. But you did get the rest of the ending right.
ReplyDeleteA mind consumed with anger
ReplyDeleteFrom the womb I was insane
I cannot help but hate you now
Can't breathe cannot think straight
Like a wounded beast I long for your death
A vision of you dying is forming in my head
I look down on the things you stand for and believe
I crave control of subjects
I will take you to the final extreme
I want to kill you
Take away your life
And torture as you die
I want to kill you
Your death I want to feel
Create your corpse in murder fantasies
Feel me coming closer
Eyes all filled with tears
As long as you don't fade away
The pain won't disappear
Nothing will be left of your repulsive world
I'll take you to a place where your cries
cannot be heard
My laughter, like salt, I pour into your wounds
Hysteric screams of pleasure
An abstract violent soundtrack to your doom
I want to kill you
Take away your life
And torture as you die
I want to kill you
Your death I want to feel
Create your corpse in murder fantasies
Just you and me now the ritual begins
There will be no emotion just cold-blooded killing
When you least expect it I'll stand before you
Don't try to escape for today
My fantasy comes true
I want to kill you, I want to kill you, I want to kill you
I'll make you suffer
I'll make you scream
I will be known as disposer the supreme
Inhale from those I despise
Expandable, taker of life
Caress the blade, I lay in wait
Erased !!!!
His eyes are all filled with tears you guys. You made him cry. :(
DeleteDamnit!!!! I just read that and now I'm straight. You were so right about thrash metal!!!!! Someone get me a copy of Top Gun ASAP!
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Delete"Can't breathe cannot think straight"
DeleteAnd what timing Ken! According to those song lyrics he's having issues thinking straight!
You got my money yet Jeremy?
DeleteHelp me in my search for knowledge,
ReplyDeleteI must learn the Secret Art.
Who dares to help me raise the on
Whose very name near stills my heart?
ASTAROTH
Discard your clothes and come on foot,
Through streams and fields and moonlit moors,
Your bodies soaked in secret oils,
Perfumed herbs will heal your sores.
Join me in my search for power.
Wives and husbands bring your kin.
We´ll be as one within the hour.
Let the Sabbat now begin.
Come, come, come to the Sabbat.
Come to the Sabbat - Satan´s there!
He’s climbing in your windows
DeleteHe’s snatchin your people up
Tryna rape em so y’all need to
Hide your kids, hide your wife
Hide your kids, hide your wife
Hide your kids, hide your wife
And hide your husband
Cuz they’re rapin errbody out there
You don’t have to come and confess
We’re lookin for you
We gon find you
We gon find you
So you can run and tell that,
Run and tell that
Run and tell that, homeboy
Home, home, homeboy
I can't even FEED my kids and now your threatening to RAPE them? Reported to department of homeland security! Enjoy guantanamo!
DeleteIT'S TRUE! AVERAGE FANS ARE EXCLUDED! NEW ORLEANS WAS LIKE AN EPISODE OF LIFESTYLES OF THE DICK IN ANUS. IT WAS ALL GYRE-VIPER AND HIS MINIONS AND CMDERINCHIEF AND HIS POSSE OF ONE PERCENTERS. REAL JOE FANS CAN'T AFFORD THE EXTRAVAGANCE!
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