Friday, May 25, 2012

LOL BANNED

WE MOURN THE LOSS OF THE LOLS HE PROVIDED. LOL.I.P.

LOL HISSTANK!

LOL.

37 comments:

  1. This is worse than the time we let 9/11 happen. <: (

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  2. Now who am I supposed to send my home address to?!

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  4. I'm going to PM the HISSTANK Mod DESTRO about this as well as the DoHS. Someone is going to rue this day.

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  5. Department of Homeland SecurityMay 26, 2012 at 1:06 AM

    We just got a phonecall from this guy!

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  6. Which one of you bullies made my little angel cry?? Fess up! I know all your mothers and they're getting a phone call from me right after my baby gets off the line with Homeland Security!

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    1. What are you going to do about it Mrs. Magnet? Come to my house and beat me up like your "angel" was going to do to my little (and I mean little) Tom?

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    2. My Jeremy is crying his eyes out because your bully sons won't believe there's a world wide conspiracy drawn up by ancient, scheming Jews to take advantage of genetically pure, upstanding and alabaster gentiles via the rise of the anti-Christ, so says Dr. Henry Makow via the messages he sends out in his thrash metal hits. Your sons won't be so eager to pick on him when he's shocking their genitals in a FEMA camp!!!

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    3. My Tommy hates the Jews as much as your devil child Jeremy and would likely welcome a ball shocking. It'd be his first time being touched there by anyone. It's a win-win.

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  7. Somewhere out there, a Thrash Metal message board is being raged upon.

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  8. The tones, Kevin!

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  9. Well, now that he's banned, I wonder if he'll need any con sets? You fools know I got the hook up.

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  10. I hope TM posts soon. I'd really like to tear one off before bed and his keyboard mashings always seem to get me there.

    I was practically dehydrated the other day. I had to drink a case of Dr. Pepper 10 just to regain most of my fluids.

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  11. TM, if it makes you feel any better, I hate jews too. Ain't no jews spot a nigga tree fidday fo no con sets dis year. Don't they know im the muthafukkin ambassador for gijoe? CAN'T A NIGGA EAT? LEND ME TREE FIDDAY!



























    *and that's when jeremy concluded that KOP was really the Loch Ness monster enacting zionist plans to take money from those that can't even afford dollar store toys.

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  12. TREE FIDDY FO! Gon' buy daddy a new reputation!

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  13. KoP, send me your Paypal info again. I was starting to feel like less of a morally superior martyr all of a sudden. (insert barely relevant pic lifted from 4chan here)

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  14. Fetish-obsessed PedophileMay 26, 2012 at 2:21 AM

    Zefram, your Sailor Mercury caught in unidentifiable sticky goo signature makes me hard. Thanks!

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  15. We already talked about this on the podcast. XD

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    1. I assure you, my flatulence is healthy and loud these days now. The doctors say I no longer have the queef issue, but thanks. The plight of the weak flatus is an important one and we will bring it up on the podcast.

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  16. I love you lanny!

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  17. PAY ATTENTION TO ME YOU ASSHOLES! >:(

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  18. Troublemagnet, Steelgrave, SonOfMinbender, Colors and I are running a Mantipede on one another. He'll be done soon. I ate chili for lunch.

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  19. How do i display my wife's acne infested titties when i post?

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  20. http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/technology-blog/big-brother-watching-fbi-forms-internet-surveillance-unit-173958595.html

    Laugh all you want-I've been banned before and I'll be banned again.Meanwhile Amerika becomes a fascist dictatorship more and more everyday,yet all you can do is crack jokes at my expense.I'm a desert storm veteran (1st Cavalry Division 19K Armor Crewman)with also years of service with the National Guard. I care little for people who've never served yet play with MOBATs and make snarky comments on a little known blog outside of this tiny niche.All I ever wanted to do was expose people to a few alternative ideas to a brainwashed populace, but hey make jokes if it makes you feel better.I would also propose that most of you are atheists-the idea of a one world government was foretold 2000 years ago.There is a spiritual component to the NWO, but you jokers being spiritually dead, can not comprehend what's really going on-in fact the bible states that god would send a delusion to unbelievers because they cannot comprehend what's spiritually discerned...In fact God chose who would go to heaven and who would perish "before the foundation of the world".What you need to understand is just because you don't believe in the occult or satanism doesn't mean our controllers think it's nonsense.You don't understand the concept of Zionism and how it relates to the NWO plan. It's just a small part, but in your ignorance, you paint a broad brush that says I'm anti-semetic.If any of you would decide to actually research the topic objectively, instead of dismissing it out of hand, you would begin to understand.Ah, but it's easier to laugh it off and go back to your Chinese made toys while, the American empire crumbles and spys on its own citizens.Go ahead, laugh it up,while you have the chance.I can't believe you people actually approve of where this country is going.FEMA camps are already built with your taxes dollars,but the media has done its job well,turned you into petty conformist sheep.Whatever. Make fun of me.It doesn't matter.I'd rather be label crazy by imbeciles like you, than ever be a part of your circle jerk clique.

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    1. So are we supposed to applaud your sevice to the government, or join in on your contempt of the government?

      100 hours of combat operations does not give you a free pass for the rest of your life.

      You are treated the way you are, because of the way you act.

      If your theories were not presented with a heaping helping of condescending douchebaggery, somebody might listen.

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    2. I'm going to be dead fucking serious right now. I think you need a psychological evaluation, TM. You're paranoid like a mother. Maybe, just maybe, you're right. But maybe you're wrong, man. Have you even considered that?

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    3. Trouble Magnet Sr.May 27, 2012 at 12:15 AM

      It's not even about whether he's right or wrong (or the staggering degree of how wrong). Bottom line is this: no one gives half a fuck and it doesn't need to be brought up ad nauseum.

      You don't see me shoehorning synth pop dance music into every conversation I have. "I wish the tracks on the Retaliation HISS were moveable. This is all because Soft Cell broke up. Maybe if Mark Almond wasn't an atheist homosexual we could have articulated treads on our tanks!".

      But, yeah. A psych eval couldn't hurt, either.

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    4. I got shoehorned once in highschool.

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  21. Don't worry TM. Only need to borrow $6 and you too can have chinese made toys.

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  22. Some of you people are vicious. If you do not play nice LOLBRA Troopers will escort you to the FEMA socialist fascist death panel atheist antichrist NWO zionist federal reserve illuminati freemason concentration camps. DESTRO the hisstank MOD will also be alerted.

    LOL.

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    1. Every time you LOL, Destro beats us.

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  23. Owner of a Lonely B.A.T.May 27, 2012 at 12:53 AM

    I want to mod you so hard right now. So. Hard.

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  24. Psychology is based on the faulty premise of secular humanism-ie the body has no eternal soul and that our brains are the hardware of our bodys that contain our personality,feelings etc.I contend that the brain is nothing but software-our human bodys are nothing but "space suits" that enable us to navigate the three dimensional realm.Psychology is bullshit and deep down inside you know it. Did you know that most of Freud's assistants ended up commiting suicide?

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