Wednesday, May 23, 2012

LOL CLEARANCE

LOL AFTER YEARS OF PEOPLE BITCHING CUZ HASBRO WOULDN'T RELEASE A NEW SKYSTRIKER...
THIS IS WHY WE CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS!

LOL HISSTANK!

LOL.

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  1. With the advent of the Illuminati, the Freemasons were responsible for the great project of the Enlightenment, whose goal was to supplant Christian authority, by way of the American and French Revolutions. The goal of these revolutions was to create secular societies, by which Christianity, or any religion, for that matter, was permanently separated from the "state". Freed from these constraints, the Illuminati could advance their power through banking, because until then Christianity had largely forbidden the practice of interest-banking.

    Kabbalistic interpretation of history would have us believe that this evolution of secularism is progress. Democracy, we are led to believe, is the end-product of years of human evolution away from religious superstition. However, while this evolution has been a prerogative of the West, the East is still mired in a more primitive stage of evolution, stubbornly adhering to the idea of "theocracy" i.e. the world of Islam.
    And so, for the fulfillment of Kabbalistic progress, this last obstacle must be removed, before the final imposition of an occult hegemony over humanity. Hence the "Clash of Civilizations" leading to the rule of the Anti-Christ.
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    1. To me, this is internet porn. I'm going to need some paper towels, post haste.

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    2. www.savethemales.ca Swami X, thanks for the support. Do u still want that Zanya and Burnout?

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    3. LOL WHY ARE YOU TALKING TO YOURSELF CRAZY PERSON?

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    4. LOL Because it's better than talking to you!

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  2. I just read all that as, "I'm a crazy person."

    You know, the more you leave comments on a site that you don't like, the more the person running the site benefits from them. You're giving them page views and juice for google ranking. Just a tip.

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  3. He cut and paste that...no typos.

    I like this focus of people waiting for clearance. It reminds me of the wait for Ross crowd.

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  4. Yes, never buy anything at clearence. Insist on full price. I paid full price for a Skystriker last August. Does that make me a superior person? Your comments are disingenious at best. Do you mean to tell me LOL that you've never bought anything in your life on sale? Or, faced with a choice you bypassed the lower priced gas station to pay five cents more a mile away? Bullshit. Everyone looks for a deal.That's capitalism you stupid elitist moron.

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    1. LOL "elitist"!

      Do your kids go hungry when you're borrowing money to pay for toys you can't afford Jeremy? Poor things.

      LOL.

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    2. You've never borrowed money in your life? Do you have a mortgage? Car payments? Credit Cards? Give me some of your money you stupid fag.You are just jealous you don't have any kids 'cause your all ways sticking your little pecker in your 12 year old boyfriend's anus.

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    3. Yes I took out a mortgage for $12 in toys just last week. LOL. Feed your kids Jeremy.

      I LOL at your comments,but I grow weary of your sophmoric,juvenile “humor”,the constant put-downs of LOLBRA, who ironically seems to have the most class and decorum. Whoever the idiot who keeps ranting about the Illuminati needs to quit. I realize that you’re a product of the American public education system which has dumbed you down on purpose,but you’re a grown man.Just because you collect toys does not mean you have to conduct yourself like you’re in a perpetual state of adolescence.

      LOL!

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    4. Jeno,Feed your boyfriend. He's looking a little guant. And for godsake, use some KY once in awhile you inconsiderate fuck!

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    5. Did someone say "elitist"?

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  5. Sorry I misplled "clearance", for all you grammar police out there.Nope, don't use spell check. At least I can admit it.

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    1. LOL. You could "all ways" just learn how to spell.

      Okay probably not.

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    2. Not using spell checker is no excuse for your constant abuse of the English language. In fact, you misplled "misspelled."

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    3. Dear Troublemagnet,

      Thank you for your apology. I will just assume you meant it as a blanket apology for your continued assault on the English language at large and the written word in particular.

      Sincerely,
      Grammar

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    4. I'm glad my constant butchering of the English language makes your self esteem rise.You get a gold star! LOL

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    5. Most browsers come with spell check. You have to be extra lazy not to use it.

      Also, when you constantly butcher the language your message gets lost. Here and there I expect errors ( I make them all the time myself), but when you look like a moron people won't take you seriously. You're hurting your own message.

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    6. Anyone Who Can ReadMay 23, 2012 at 1:50 PM

      RobotsPJs is so right on.

      But you know what also hurts your message?

      Your message.

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  6. Back on topic, you guys wouldn't believe the markup this stuff has, so going on clearance doesn't hurt Hasbro, they made their money. It's Target making room for the Retaliation stuff. Even at $17.50 Target is making money.

    I bought mine at full price when it first came out, but I only need the one, so I'm not going to buy another. No room. It's a great jet. Glad it was reissued.

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    1. I do not presume to speak for my dear LOL COMMANDER, but I believe the point is that it does hurt both Hasbro and the brand when retailers see items of this size as something that cannot be sold at retail for full price. Yes, Hasbro was paid in full for the shipment of Skystrikers they delivered to Target, but how interested will the retailer be when the manufacturer offers up another item of similar size?

      Furthermore, you are mistaken about Target's cost for these items. Even if they were making a couple of dollars, however, the shelf space could have been dedicated to a better - and more profitable - seller.

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    2. Have you been in a Target lately? There is plenty of vacant shelf space in the toy aisles. Their philosophy is that, they would rather not stock anything at all instead of stocking something that may not sell.

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  7. I'm not mistaken, I am a buyer for a toy department. Typical markup is 19 to 35% sometimes as high as 50%.

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    1. LOL if the markup is 35% and Target sells it for $17.50, they lose $8.50.

      LOL.

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  8. The truth of the matter is that there are individuals who perceive arguing as being synonymous with receiving love. In other words, there are people who actually feel loved while engaged in unnecessary and excessive arguing.

    For some time now I have contended that all arguments are destructive in nature and are rooted in an emotion-based behavior pattern present in most children. Those who have not progressed beyond thinking and behaving in childish ways, or those who have been indoctrinated into thinking and behaving in such ways, will constantly seek arguments as a means of fulfilling their subconscious need for love.

    You will also find that if you engage such individuals by arguing with them, they will arbitrarily and irrationally create more things to argue about so as to establish more avenues of fulfilling their subconscious need for love.

    The behavior pattern of unnecessary and excessive arguing is also symptomatic of the Egocentric Attention Disorder (E.A.D.) which manifests as the need to gain the attention of others without establishing and maintaining a mutually beneficial relationship. Obviously, perpetual arguing cannot function to establish or to maintain a mutually beneficial relationship. Therefore, in order to establish or to maintain peace and positivity in your life it is important that individuals who are unnecessarily argumentative are avoided at all cost.-Lenon Honor
    http://lenonhonor.com/dealing-with-negative-people-on-the-internet/

    I dedicate this to the staff of LOLHisstank. Thanks for letting me post all what I believe on your site.DESTRO from HISSTANK was wrong. This isn't a troll site. It's pure gold. I promise to post everyday. I've all ready book marked this site!

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    1. We invite all to participate whether you want to praise or insult us. As long as no laws are broken we will not censor people who wish to express themselves.

      Not even the crazy ones.

      LOL.

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  9. Too bad some asshole had to rat out the LolCommander to the DOHS. How are you going to post everyday when they shut it all down?

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  10. GI Joe fans are the scum of the earth. The lowest, most degenerate, thieving, demanding, uneducated (formally and informally) ingrates I've ever had the displeasure of knowing. It makes me like GI Joe less to know these people's sloppy, food greased words have the same weight as mine, or even that I - as a fan - have something in common with them. If I could, I'd send them all to whatever planet Troublemagnet's anti-Anti-Christ cult is preparing to wait out the storm. But unfortunately I'm not a batshit retard, so they probably won't let me past the Proving Eye or whatever nonsensical, madeup bullshit they have to screen people.

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  11. Dear fellow joe collectors. I am sorry I decided to feed and house my family, and thus only bought 1 skystriker at full price. My name is Joe, and I am the death of the line.

    P.S. I also dig 3d movies.

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    1. Dear Joe,

      LOLBRA is sympathetic to the economic hardships many are faced with these days. We are sorry that another $35 would have forced your family to starve in the streets. We cannot help wondering why you would have bought any Skystrikers at any price when you are in such dire straits. We hope you will learn to manage your money more responsibly in the future.

      LOL.

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    2. Perhaps straits weren't so dire. But where is the cutoff? How many skystrikers must one buy at full price to do their part?

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  12. Someone said my name. So I'm here. What up?

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  13. Explain irony:

    That you can't say "Fuck" on the forums, but you CAN come up with the name "GruppenFuhrer88", which, if the obvious reference to a German military rank doesn't get you, the "88" commonly known among White Supremacists as a code for "HH" or "Heil Hitler".

    Oh dear! <XD

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    1. LOL they don't mind hate speech there but ban people for calling out idiots.

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