Tuesday, March 5, 2013

LOL UNIVERSALLY REVILED

LOL. "THERE IS NO ANTIGUN SENTIMENT! ITZ ALL TEH LIBERAL MEDIA CONSPIRACY!"
JUST LIKE ALL THOSE TRUBBLE BUBBLES THE AIR FORCE HAS YOU MORONS. LOL.
"I KNOW NOTHING ABOUT THE HISTORY OF THESE TOYZ SO I'LL MAKE UP MY OWN. THAT'LL SHOW YOU!"

LOL STAR WARS KILLED KENNER! THOSE BASTARDS!
"VINYL CAPE JAWA AND BLUE SNAGGLETOOTH WERE OBVIOUSLY TEH MOST POPULAR STAR WARS TOYZ U GUYZ!" LOL.
"I WILL PRETEND TO HAVE A CLUE ABOUT PRODUCTION NUMBERS AND INVENT MY OWN REALITY OVER AND OVER AGAIN UNTIL YOU BELIEVE I KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT!" LOL.
"EVERY1 HATEZ TEH OLD STAR WARS FIGUREZ THATZ Y NO 1 COLLECTZ THEM NOW YOU IDIOT!"

"HASBRO BOUGHT A BANKRUPT KENNER IN MY JOEVERSE U GUYZ!" LOL.
"YOU WANT FACTS! HERE HAVE THESE WIKIPEDIA LINKS! NOW WHO KNOWZ STUFF?"
LOL HISSTANK!

LOL.

Monday, February 25, 2013

LOL UTTERLY SAD

LOL YOU'D ALMOST THINK PARAMOUNT AND HASBRO WANT TO SELL MOVIE TICKETS AND TOYS TO MORE THAN LONELY HOPELESS NERDS.

"OMG U GUYS ITS SICKENING THAT TEH GIJOES WON'T ALL BE AWKWARD WHITE BOYS WHO ONLY LISTEN TO WEEZER AND JIM REEVES!"

LOL HISSTANK!

LOL.

Friday, January 4, 2013

LOL THE SMART PEOPLE

"I'M 2 BROKE 2 BUY THESE SO WHO CAREZ U GUYZ I'LL JUST WAIT 4 CLEARANCE CUZ I'M A CHEAP ASS HASBLOW SUCKS 4 TRYING TO MAKE A PROFIT SCREW THEM!" LOL.
LOL "SMART PEOPLE MEASURE VALUE IN TRIPS TO PIZZA HUT!"

LOL HISSTANK!

LOL.

Friday, December 7, 2012

LOL MY MISERABLE LIFE

"WOE IS ME! PITY ME! EVERYTHING IS TERRIBLE!" LOL.
"TEH WHOLE WORLD IS OUT TO GET ME U GUYZ!" LOL.
"I STOPPED COLLECTING BUT I'LL STILL COME HERE TO WHINE ABOUT TOYZ AND TELL ALL OF U HOW STUPID U R FOR ENJOYING THEM. I HATE U FOR UR HAPPINESS!"

SADFACE HISSTANK!

SADFACE.

Wednesday, December 5, 2012

LOL HASBRO ARE COMMUNIST

LOL FILTHY PINKOS.
"BECAUSE SELLING AT COST MAKES ME BETTER! AND LESS COMMUNIST!" LOL.
"ITZ NOT FAIR! EVERYTHING SHOULD ALWAYZ BE FAIR AND FAIR MEANZ EVERY1 GETS EVERYTHING THEY WANT FOR THE SAME LOW PRICE ALWAYZ! AND HASBRO ARE COMMUNIST!"

LOL HISSTANK!

LOL.

Thursday, November 1, 2012

LOL MONOPOLY

"DANGER! MONOPOLY! ANTITRUST! OTHER ALARMIST BUZZWORDS! NO IDEA WHAT ANY OF THIS STUFF I'M SAYING ACTUALLY MEANS!"

LOL HISSTANK!

LOL.

Wednesday, October 10, 2012

LOL LOOKING FOR MONEY

"U GUYZ I TOTES DESERVE SOMETHING I MADE NO EFFORT TO OBTAIN MORE THAN NE1 TRYING TO SELL THEM! I'LL GO WHINE ON SOME NOBODY'S SITE INSTEAD AND SEE IF I CAN GET ATTENTION THERE."

LOL HISSTANK!

LOL.

Monday, September 17, 2012

LOL EMBARRESSED

IT'S TIME FOR THE PERCULATOR LOL.
"HURRR SHEEPLE! DURRR VIRGINS! HURRRR DURRRR EMBARRESSED DORKY GAMER VOCABULARY!"

THIS BOY SURE DOES SPEND LOTS OF TIME THINKING ABOUT STILL BEING A VIRGIN. LOL GEE I WONDER WHY THAT IS.

LOL HISSTANK!

LOL.

Wednesday, September 12, 2012

LOL ATHEIST ARROGANT TYPES

LOL THIS IS CERTAIN TO GO WELL. NO WAY THIS GUY LOSES IT AMIRITE?
OOPS. LOL IT LOOKS LIKE TROUBLEMAGNET HAS SOME COMPETITION FOR NUTTIEST COLLECTOR.

"O U DON'T BELIEVE IN MY CRAZY BULLSHIT? WELL UR JUST AN ARROGANT ATHEIST! AND U POST A LOT! TAKE THAT SHEEP!"

LOL HISSTANK!

LOL.